The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Originally posted by Tangible God
*counters with the Hustle* *Veneficus dies of shock at the sight of such Awesomeness*

*gets revived as the world's first undead dictator and unleashes a blast of uber evil magic*

*tosses a saving throw* *fails*

*shoots Veneficus with Jesus-beans, which cures his undeadedness*

*appears out of nowhere and shoots Tangible in the head*

That was random.

Tonight's Boston Legal was amazing.

Originally posted by Gideon
Tonight's Boston Legal was amazing.

Seconded. The only thing missing was Bethany. She would've been a good third chair for the rape case.

Jerry's cross was one of the finest verbal attacks I've ever seen on that show, Carl's whole argument was stunning, Denny's friggin hilarious ("you're as hot as granny... are you as nasty?" LOL), and the return of dark and intimidating Alan friggin Shore baby!

"Sit your arrogant ass down."

I love how Jerry also has something like split personality now. Also, is the pharmaceutical trial going to continue nest week?

Hopefully, but it didn't come up in the previews.

That's what I saw too. There wasn't any mention of it in the preview.

How long do you think Shatner can keep up the act? He's already ancient.

Shatner is, far moreso than the likes of even Christopher Lee, is remarkably lucid. He seems to truly be all there, and demonstrates a great range of subtlety and humor that Lee and others like him could never, in their wildest dreams, pull off. I'd say he's got many more years left in him.

I'm hoping they'll do another spin off for Alan and Denny.

Originally posted by Gideon
Shatner is, far moreso than the likes of even Christopher Lee, is remarkably lucid. He seems to truly be all there, and demonstrates a great range of subtlety and humor that Lee and others like him could never, in their wildest dreams, pull off. I'd say he's got many more years left in him.

I'm hoping they'll do another spin off for Alan and Denny.

Me dos, man. Me dos.

Sleep time is NOW.

Because my photoshop skills own...

Ugh, I'm actually having to double post... updated version, a little more polished.

Errrr... as funny as that is, I think you spelt 'Savior' wrong.

Originally posted by Darth Exodus
Errrr... as funny as that is, I think you spelt 'Savior' wrong.

You know... I did which is why I fixed it... and added anakin into the mix.

lol anakin's tiny child's penis.

Ew.

hahaha seconded!

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
lol anakin's tiny child's penis.

What can I say? Veneficus finds you inspiring.