The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Originally posted by psmith81992
California continues to be the retarded cousin of the US.
Tell that to the Giants!

You won at baseball, I rest my case.

3 championships in 5 years.

Lebron's jelly and it's not even his sport.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Lebron's jelly and it's not even his sport.

Tim Duncan and Kobe Bryant aren't. 😎

Originally posted by psmith81992
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/10/29/student-group-wants-bill-maher-commencement-speech-canceled/?intcmp=features

While I don't particularly care for Maher, California continues to be the retarded cousin of the US.


More Americans live in California than most places in the US. So who really represents America?

Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Tim Duncan and Kobe Bryant aren't. 😎

👆

The Spurs laugh at the LA and Miami "dynasties".

More Americans live in California than most places in the US. So who really represents America?

Seeing as there are 49 other states that represent the other 99% of the country, I fail to see your point.

King Joker was banned because he was mixed up in activities that compelled me to take a closer look at his account. It came up as a duplicate account and matched a prior account that was banned. I don't ban people on request. Nobody gets people banned. A person's actions get them banned. So stop looking for somebody to blame.

As it stands, King Joker made a new account. I was told there were forgotten passwords and some other issues with his prior accounts. So he gets another chance due to issues with prior accounts.

Originally posted by psmith81992
Seeing as there are 49 other states that represent the other 99% of the country, I fail to see your point.

lol 12.5% of all Americans live in California. It's the most populous state in the Union.

King Joker was banned because I demanded it.

I am King Joker.

No, I am King Joker!

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
lol 12.5% of all Americans live in California. It's the most populous state in the Union.

Last I checked, 12.5% doesn't constitute a majority. They can be the most populous state, yet still be the retarded cousin of the country.

Originally posted by psmith81992
Last I checked, 12.5% doesn't constitute a majority. They can be the most populous state, yet still be the retarded cousin of the country.

You said they were 1% of the nation. The fact is, it's one of the most populous places in America, a great tourist destination, a great source for our economic weight, and a melting pot of many cultures. I'd rather it represent America more than almost anywhere else. Most of the world isn't going to see the backwoods of South Dakota and think America.

Most of the world doesn't look at California and think America, either. California is top 3 in the most bankrupt state categories. The single greatest benefit they can offer is movie stars supporting the rest of the bankrupt state.

California pretends to be a bastion of enlightenment but ends up shooting itself in the foot.

Yeah they do.

The media is centered in California, and as such America's popular image is typically associated with Cali. It's the same reason that people think the age of consent in all of America is eighteen, when it's actually sixteen most places. But it's eighteen in California.

If it makes you feel any better though, California apparently has one of the lowest IQs in the country.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/06/11/whats-your-states-average-iq-new-map-purports-to-have-the-answer/

So the claim that it's the "retarded cousin" might indeed have some merit.

Assuming the first link I clicked when looking up "iq by state" is correct. Fact-checking is for pussies.

Originally posted by psmith81992
Most of the world doesn't look at California and think America, either. California is top 10 in the largest economies in the world. The greatest benefits they offer is providing the majority of fruits and vegetables that the rest of the country relies on and 13% of its GDP, as well as our kick ass movies and the San Francisco Giants.

California pretends to be a bastion of enlightenment but ends up shooting itself in the foot.

ftfy

I have absolutely no problem accepting that we're the dumbest state though. 👆

There's media in California AND new york. I think people think of NY when they think America even though NY is a dump.

Hey Blax, happy birthday.

Hey, thanks nigga.

You're a true friend, unlike Dave.

Happy birthday Blax.