The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by quanchi1123,287 pages

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Well when a guy shows up in the SW forum section with a signature pic of Khan about to fist Yoda in the *******, I can't tell if it ends in war or sex tbh... (albeit really creepy gay BDSM trans-species sex)
Yoda needs his medicine.

Originally posted by Nephthys
EU Yoda would beat Khan with a finger, bro.
That isn't canon. Fan fic.

Even in the new canon Yoda is equal to Sidious who got insane feats in Lords of the Sith.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Even in the new canon Yoda is equal to Sidious who got insane feats in Lords of the Sith.
Feats are nice and dandy but they don't override canon matchups. Sidious also beat Yoda. Yoda failed to even best Dooku who was obviously below him.

Why is Quan in here?

I have summoned him.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Not outright, but the connotations were pretty explicit to anyone able to see them. An act of love being forced upon people and treated as a violation, permission brought up and everything. Preeeetty ****ed up.

No main characters were harmed though, don't worry about that. Just wow that they'd go there though.

Just saw it and yup, that sounded like rape. Gotta love Rebecca Sugar

Originally posted by Nephthys
Not outright, but the connotations were pretty explicit to anyone able to see them. An act of love being forced upon people and treated as a violation, permission brought up and everything. Preeeetty ****ed up.

No main characters were harmed though, don't worry about that. Just wow that they'd go there though.

I'm pretty sure sexual harassment at least was already covered when Jasper was trying to force Lapis Lazuli to fuse with her.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Feats are nice and dandy but they don't override canon matchups.

Did I miss a Star Wars - Star Trek crossover somewhere?


Sidious also beat Yoda.

Nope. You're wrong.


Yoda failed to even best Dooku who was obviously below him.

Nope. You're wrong.

Nice to see that everything remains as it ever was around here. 👆

Originally posted by quanchi112
I bet the Jedi and Sith wouldn't want to go up against Khan. He's simply too much for their sabers and force powers.
lol.

The truce has been broken, to war gentlenerds!

Spoiler:
even though SW butchers everyone in ST 😍

...

Or it ends in sex, albeit really creepy gay BDSM trans-species sex...

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
The truce has been broken, to war gentlenerds!

I've always thought that "war" requires opposition. Can't see any.

Michael Jordan retired 3 times. Just sayin, Nai.

Originally posted by Nai
I've always thought that "war" requires opposition. Can't see any.
You don't count quanchi's brilliance as sufficient opposition?

Originally posted by psmith81992
Michael Jordan retired 3 times. Just sayin, Nai.

Apparently, he didn't know when to quit. Your personal idol?

And given that I just rewatched the first season of "The Blacklist": I like your signature.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
You don't count quanchi's brilliance as sufficient opposition?

Even if somebody went through the trouble of dipping quanchi into superglue to toss him into a pit filled with diamonds later, he still would be incapable of even looking brilliant. Around quanchi even Forrest Gump appears like a veritable genius, while most people here could mine something from beneath their fingernails that could outwit quanchi.

He's good for target practice, though.

Originally posted by Nai
Even if somebody went through the trouble of dipping quanchi into superglue to toss him into a pit filled with diamonds later, he still would be incapable of even looking brilliant. Around quanchi even Forrest Gump appears like a veritable genius, while most people here could mine something from beneath their fingernails that could outwit quanchi.

He's good for target practice, though.

Apparently, he didn't know when to quit. Your personal idol?

And given that I just rewatched the first season of "The Blacklist": I like your signature.


Yes he is my idol. And yes, the Blacklist is the best show on TV, single-handedly carried by the great James Spader. And that was probably my favorite episode.

Is Lords of the Sith canon?

Yes it is.

Originally posted by Nai
Did I miss a Star Wars - Star Trek crossover somewhere?

Nope. You're wrong.

Nope. You're wrong.

Nice to see that everything remains as it ever was around here. 👆

You need to use your noggin for something other than slamming it on the door because girls keep rejecting you.

I'm right. Sidious won. Yoda fell and fled with his life. Sucks to be Yoda.

I'm right.

You like to posture but have always backed down to me. Continue to be humbled while flaming. I can send you a link if your mini brain wants to challenge my Maximus brain.