The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by Faunus
I should, but I never have.

Do it. James Gandolfini (that dude who plays Tony Soprano) >>> the world. Yes, Public included.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
batman, animaniacs, and pinky and the brain for me.

as for live action, xena and hercules ftw.

oh yes, i am a 90's kid?

my parents were "omgpokemoniswitchcraftandsoisharrypotter" so i didn't see pokemon. :/

None of you guys remember cartoon express from the USA channel?

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
my parents were "omgpokemoniswitchcraftandsoisharrypotter" so i didn't see pokemon. :/

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!!!

I know, I'm good.

I'm better. Actually, I'm the best.

Neither of you are.

I know you think I'm going to say "I am", so I'm going to think of something a bit wittier to say.

What you are, Crimzon, is fat.

Didn't you lads give the computer a rest during the holidays? Last time I posted in here was like five ****ing pages ago.

Originally posted by Gideon
What you are, Crimzon, is fat.

No. Faunus is the fatty, isn't he? We can't all be the same.

Right. You're fat enough. I don't need to add the 'ty' to the end of yours.

Originally posted by Gideon
I'm better. Actually, I'm the best.

Ur mum. (Hey, isn't creativity out of the window?)

She's not just fat. She's morbidly obese. That sounds WAY more ominous.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Ur mum. (Hey, isn't creativity out of the window?)

She's not just fat. She's morbidly obese. That sounds WAY more ominous.

Can anyone tell me if my signature is on?

It's not.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
No. Faunus is the fatty, isn't he? We can't all be the same.

Edit: And why is "b-itch" censored but "bitches" isn't? This site pisses me off.

Originally posted by Faunus
How's Gaza?

Firing missiles of doom at us, thank you very much for asking. CODE RED, CODE RED sounds kind of funny when you get to hear it too much.

Also, remember my plan about rising over you? Well, I have succeeded now. I have learned all I can from you. Your dominance and superiority over me is not existent anymore; feel free to become my slave. I'm creating an army of mindless slaves in order to coup de'tat my stupid-ass country and become the first ever underage prime minister.

Which will actually be way better than our current prime minister hopefuls. A fascist liar, a hypocritical sociopath, and a woman who looks and sounds like a transvestite.