The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by The_Tempest
It's the weekend, bro. Servicing your wife is something I only do Monday-Friday.

Servicing my wife is not the "fluffer" industry. Try to separate business from pleasure.

Originally posted by MS Warehouse
Servicing my wife is not the "fluffer" industry. Try to separate business from pleasure.

Nah, I'm fluffing her for you. She also told me she thinks Sheev trumps Valkorion and she needs the company of someone who understands her.

You're welcome.

You're...Fluffing my wife for me? Not that my wife even knows what a sheev or a valkorion is, but you need to read up on fluffing.

Originally posted by MS Warehouse
You're...Fluffing my wife for me? Not that my wife even knows what a sheev or a valkorion is, but you need to read up on fluffing.

Spoiler:
Yes, I'm keeping your wife constantly aroused.

She definitely knows, man. She says it bothers her that you think Valky isn't anything other than a loser.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Just finished replaying Mass Effect. Great game.

Temp ME2 is like a bit superior to ME1 if a bit cliche. Get that

Agreed

Originally posted by MS Warehouse
Agreed

Thoughts on ME3?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/rio-2016/2016/08/07/michael-phelps-nathan-adrian-swimming-mens-4x100m-freestyle-final-result/88379366/

USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phelps is GOD.

👆

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Thoughts on ME3?

Loved ME3, hated the ending, love Indoctrination Theory.

GUYS MY DAD AND I ARE LEGIT GOING TO A ****ING TRUMP RALLY TOMORROW

Let us know how many violent anti Trump protesters are there. Also try and get a loan from Trump.

I hope I don't die I feel like I'm going to die for some reason

Or violently vomit at the sight of Trump

You could do the world a big favor, Joker. I'm just saying. They could write songs about you.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
I hope I don't die I feel like I'm going to die for some reason

Or violently vomit at the sight of Trump

Originally posted by Nephthys
You could do the world a big favor, Joker. I'm just saying. They could write songs about you.

An hero for us, Joker, spare the world years of that haircut.

Jokes on you, as someone already tried that. Didn't end well.

Originally posted by MS Warehouse
If you violently vomit at the site of anyone, you're a little too sensitive to be let outside.