The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Driving to Deronn Solo's house right now to celebrate Valentines day with his mom 🙂 😍

What kinda ****ed up mommy issues do you have that make you wanna bang women over 70?

Christ.

Originally posted by Kurk
Driving to Deronn Solo's house right now to celebrate Valentines day with his mom 🙂 😍

you should honestly off yourself for making such a terrible "your moma" joke, lmao. 😂

Kurk has been #triggered.

lol at the gang-banging by the team who can't take a joke. 🙄

Originally posted by Kurk
lol at the gang-banging by the team who can't take a joke. 🙄

I'm a sarcastic **** Kurk nothing against ya

no, I love jokes, especially the darker ones.

Yours was just lame as ****. like, joking about banging someones mom and not adding any extra pizazz to it is some third-grade corny shit.

Originally posted by Deronn_solo
no, I love jokes, especially the darker ones.

Yours was just lame as ****. like, joking about banging someones mom and not adding any extra pizazz to it is some third-grade corny shit.

well the fact that it was Valentines day made it appropriate and much more effective than if I had mentioned banging your mom on any other day 🙂

Originally posted by Deronn_solo
I don't really like Hockey either. xD Just acknowledging Wayne's greatness. The dude has, bar far the most points scored ever over his career out of any NHOL player, and even has more assist than everyone else has points, like holy fucking shit. He is also sporting 4 'Cup wins, some Canadian 'ships and a whopping 9 MVP's - including 8 in the row.

Most dominant team sports player ever, [b]by far. [/B]

Waynes great no argument there, but i dont know if id put him ahead of babe ruth.

He's arguably the most dominant hitter ever with 714 hrs, a 342 ba, 2224 rbi and a career 690 slugging pct (a record to this day). Heck he even stole 123 bases, and its not like everyone was stealing tons of bases those days. In 1930 he stole 10 and the AL leader had 23, only 13 more.

Not to mention the babes pitching. The guy started 147 games with over 1200 innings pitched going 94-46 with 107 complete games with a 2.28 career era.

In 1919 alone he had a ba of .322 with 29 hr and 113 rbi with 7 stolen bases to go along with starting 15 games and throwing 133 innings, going 9-7 with a 2.97 era.

That would be like wayne playing normal for half the year, leading the league in scoring and assists then switching to goalie for the rest of the year winning about %70 of his games with one of the best goals against averages in the leage. Or brady or montana throwing 40 tds but also playing defense and having 12 sacks and 2 interceptions the same season. It would be unheard of.

Impressive for sure, not really a fair comparison. Gretzky has nearly 1000 more points than anyone else in hockey history.

There's no athlete in North American sports that dominated their field like that.

Originally posted by Kurk
lol at the gang-banging by the team who can't take a joke. 🙄
Well, at least you got banged.

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Neph killed the battle bar with his gay shit anime.

Why does neph still posts here

i like neph, tbh.

i hate him but i hate everyone but i hate neph not so much so i love you dc

Originally posted by cs_zoltan
Neph killed the battle bar with his gay shit anime.

I consider it a public service.

Originally posted by cs_zoltan
Neph killed the battle bar with his gay shit anime.

Good anime is ****ing entertaining, creative and magnificent. So stfu ****. 🙂

I knew I hated something about you.

Originally posted by cs_zoltan
I knew I hated something about you.

You hate something about everyone, tbf.