The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by UCanShootMyNova3,287 pages
Originally posted by Kurk
Anyone know some good Ahsoka and Barriss fan fictions?

Did you already get through the one I linked you?

Originally posted by UCanShootMyNova
Did you already get through the one I linked you?
I've jerked off to the school teacher one twice now.

I looked at the other one too but I'm not really into lesbian stuff

Then why ask for more Ahsoka/Barriss when you're into Anakin/Ahsoka?

Originally posted by UCanShootMyNova
Then why ask for more Ahsoka/Barriss when you're into Anakin/Ahsoka?
I like some variety 🙂. Anything straight floats my boat. Tano/Anakin ; Tano/Lux ;

Senator Chuchi is cool too 🙂

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9971449/1/Erotic-Story-Title-Inside

I'm honestly curious Kurk, do you really read SW fanfiction or do you just search for erotic fanfiction with provocative ( and I mean that as in "provoking a reaction from the forum's residence" kind of way ) stuff to post.

No I really read the stuff; almost better than porn when you use your imagination.

I honestly can't tell if you're serious or not from that response. I do agree that "literotica" is better then porn at times if well written.

"The senator seductively gestured with a wet finger for Ahsoka to come closer. This act was accompanied by an incredible loveable expression that matched well with her sitting pose and really turned Ahsoka on. She felt a warm, throbbing sensation around her crotch, and a drop of fluid trickling down her thigh that originated from her virgin opening. She couldn't resist this strange new feeling."

F**king LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! My god, this shit really is retarded.

Some poor soul wasted their time writing this and posting it online when they could have been doing something more productive, like killing themselves.

👆

Trocity. What do you think of the DT movie being a continuation of the cycle rather then an adaption?

Originally posted by Trocity
"The senator seductively gestured with a wet finger for Ahsoka to come closer. This act was accompanied by an incredible loveable expression that matched well with her sitting pose and really turned Ahsoka on. She felt a warm, throbbing sensation around her crotch, and a drop of fluid trickling down her thigh that originated from her virgin opening. She couldn't resist this strange new feeling."

F**king LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! My god, this shit really is retarded.

Some poor soul wasted their time writing this and posting it online when they could have been doing something more productive, like killing themselves.

Even my first smut wasnt bad as this

Well I mean wasn't it between two 13 year old boys?

You guys really didn't find that fanfic hot? 🙁

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Well I mean wasn't it between two 13 year old boys?

16yr olds. I upped the age iirc

Edit wait. You read it-

I remember you telling me it was between Bruck and Obi-Wan, never knew you actually finished it lol

Originally posted by Emperordmb
I remember you telling me it was between Bruck and Obi-Wan, never knew you actually finished it lol

Funny. Originally it was an Ahsoka smut i was gonna do for joker

But we scrapped it in favor of Bruck/Obi

Im sorry I just read the cancer that is Freshest and I need to respond

Firstly, get the **** out of here with that previlge bullshit

Let people bring in more children into our already high af population in "normal" marriages instead of letting gay people adopt the thousands and thousands of orphan kids that are left abandoned by their ******* parents.

Oh but wait nvm marriage is a "previlge" a "previlge" for people that can actually pro-create and bring more kids into the world. Nevermind the fact that nearly a quarter of the gay community has adopted and given loving homes to children(21.20% of same sex couples have adopted several children, from various walks of life compared to the married different sex couple that stands at a whopping 4.40.)

According to the Family Research Council and various other goverment websites. 135.000 children are adopted every year. Which means that same sex couples make up nearly a quarter of those six digits(this is counting kids that are adopted and stay with that family and those that become step-children) while, again, opposite sex couples make up a 4.40% for married couples and a 5.20% for unmarried couples if we ignore marital status this accumalates to a whopping 9.60%

if gay people give good homes to these abandoned children, and care for them. Why should marriage be a previlge that only those who can procreate can have? I mean don't be closeminded people have children married or not. If we ******* wanna adopt and care for children that were left behind and ignored by these assholes then let us. I mean **** we're not hurting anyone.

Your math is off. 21.2% of same sex couples adopt kids, that doesn't mean 21.2% of adopted kids are adopted by same sex couples.

It's probably lower.

Fresh is just talking shit tbh, a right is what society comes together to enshrine in law. In your case what's written in your constitution. And of course what is given can be taken away. 🙁

A right being what you'd defend at gunpoint, endowed at birth or bestowed upon you by some natural or religious order is just airy fairy nonsense. Though of course everyone has the right to marry when they come of age as soon as they pop out of the womb.