The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Kurk3,287 pages

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Ah I got a five on stats without studying and generally found it was easier than my actual class. Not sure wtf comparative government is though.
Yeah that's the vibe I'm getting after taking a look at the practice test. I'm like, wtf is this sh1t? 5th grade math lol?

Practice test on Politics I got a 5 ; history is a no brainer

Originally posted by Kurk
I don't use any social media. I won't post pictures of people I know because I don't want them to somehow find this website and all the vile things I post.

Anyway he has medium length blonde hair and blue eyes; sort of like this:

I was gonna ask you to PM the picture

If he looks like that dude, please **** him, for me. 🙂

Originally posted by Kurk
Oh and I figured it out. A little before he started approaching me I was wearing my keys on my pants belt loop which I later found out the meaning of.
Which is?

Originally posted by |King Joker|
I was gonna ask you to PM the picture

If he looks like that dude, please **** him, for me. 🙂

Which is?

A subtle way of saying you're single and ready to mingle. I've also heard wearing the keys on the left vs right side signifies you like being dominated vs being the one doing the dominating.

Never heard that before tbh, pretty interesting. 🙂

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Yeah marriage for atheists and gays should still be a thing since they are very important to society.

The breakdown of the traditional family unit is a tragedy in the US (by traditionally family unit I mean two parents and kids, fine with me if they're same sex), one that has a negative impact on the children of the next generation, and society and the economy as a whole. Single motherhood for instance is the largest predictor of inter-generational poverty, and kids raised by single mothers are statistically more likely to end up in poverty, drop out of school, have a negative attitude towards authority, and get involved in crime. Arguably the main reason for the problems currently faced by black communities in America.

I am one of three. 🙁

Originally posted by Selenial
No, unions between people predate modern religion. The marriage ceremony, pact, financial implications and divorce proceedings are all founded in or were created by the religious community.
If by "the religious community" you mean the communities that exist today again no, pagans had marriage, divorce etc. well before that. But yeah, the concept of marriage itself is something that has evolved out of constructs that predate modern religions by millennia kek.

Originally posted by ares834
😕
Let me guess, it was another shitty action flic. 🙂

Originally posted by Kurk
Joker a bi/gay acquaintance at my school has been randomly trying to sit on my lap in the past two weeks. At first I was like, "wtf are you doing?", but the second time I was more open to it. I don't know how to interpret this other than he's probing me. When he sits on my lap he somewhat tries to position himself over my tootsie roll.

Today I was sitting next to him on the couch and he put his calves on my lap, again inching towards my ding-dong gradually. I made sure it never touched him though.

How should I go about this?

Take a leaf out of Darth Plagueis' book. 😘

Originally posted by Beniboybling
If by "the religious community" you mean the communities that exist today again no, pagans had marriage, divorce etc. well before that. But yeah, the concept of marriage itself is something that has evolved out of constructs that predate modern religions by millennia kek.

Pagan marriage in celtic society was a pact between clans, lmfao. You're either completely ignoring everything I'm saying or have legitimately no idea what you're talking about.

Given you're you, I'm 50/50 on which it is mmm

Selenial, thoughts on big dicks?

Originally posted by Selenial
Pagan marriage in celtic society was a pact between clans, lmfao. You're either completely ignoring everything I'm saying or have legitimately no idea what you're talking about.

Given you're you, I'm 50/50 on which it is mmm

Originally posted by |King Joker|
Selenial, thoughts on big dicks?

Pretty irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, to be honest. I guess it can help if the women's been ridden more than a merry-go-round, but most of the time you can do more than enough with average.

Can't speak from the perspective of a homofag though, so curious what you think. mmm

I'm hardly experienced enough to really know what I like tbh, but from pure aesthetic appeal a bigger dick is definitely more attractive. But when it actually comes down to sex, I'd rather have to deal with a really small dick than a really big dick, because I can't really do anything with a dick that's, say, nine inches, like that guy I might go out with has. 5 to like maybe 7.5 is a fine range tbh. And regardless, I'm 90% sure I'm mostly a top, so penis size isn't as relevant.

Many gay guys are extremely superficial and only like 8+ inch penises though, so I'm in the minority when I say dick size isn't that big of a deal to me in most cases.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
I'm hardly experienced enough to really know what I like tbh, but from pure aesthetic appeal a bigger dick is definitely more attractive.

Ehhhhhh. Larger than average, sure, not stupidly large though.

Yeah agreed

I thought I had a small penis but Fated made me measure it and it turns out it's just average.

If I'm being honest, a 5 inch penis being average just seems really unbelievable to me lol

Originally posted by |King Joker|
If I'm being honest, a 5 inch penis being average just seems really unbelievable to me lol

lmfao

Originally posted by DarthAnt66

5.5-6*

Wasn't sure if I was measuring from the base or just the shaft so I did both.