The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Stealth Moose3,287 pages

Originally posted by The_Tempest
That last part should be ships passing in the night. Mixed my metaphors. mmm

Either way, though, it’s good to see the old crew. Janus, Lucien, Blax, Zamp. We just need Beefy and LS and it’ll be a full reunion.

And Faunus.

I would reply tonight. In fact, I had started to, but I've been on the PC since 3 and my eyes are blurry. I'll hit you up tomorrow with a lengthy reply.

Does anybody have Faunus on FB? I have on good authority that he got into weight lifting and is best described as granite.

...and, well, the coronapocolypse has me thirsty

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
And Faunus.

I would reply tonight. In fact, I had started to, but I've been on the PC since 3 and my eyes are blurry. I'll hit you up tomorrow with a lengthy reply.

👆

Take your time. Hopefully this will alleviate some of the boredom we're all suffering through in quarantine.

Originally posted by Zamp
Does anybody have Faunus on FB? I have on good authority that he got into weight lifting and is best described as granite.

...and, well, the coronapocolypse has me thirsty

No, I tried to get Faunus to commit to social media for years but he was always cagey.

Great guy, though.

Originally posted by Zamp
Does anybody have Faunus on FB? I have on good authority that he got into weight lifting and is best described as granite.

...and, well, the coronapocolypse has me thirsty

Also no, I lost contact with Faunus since EoD or before that even.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
👆

Take your time. Hopefully this will alleviate some of the boredom we're all suffering through in quarantine.

No, I tried to get Faunus to commit to social media for years but he was always cagey.

Great guy, though.

I'll get to it tonight or tomorrow, depending. I committed to doing actual stuff around the house today and if I don't honor my pledge I have to commit sudoku.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I'll get to it tonight or tomorrow, depending. I committed to doing actual stuff around the house today and if I don't honor my pledge I have to commit sudoku.

Yes, your better half will smite you righteously.

Palpatine is the strongest and most important Sith in the mythos that can't be denied...

Pandemic bringing everyone back together here. Rex will be along any day now.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I committed to doing actual stuff around the house today and if I don't honor my pledge I have to commit sudoku.
[Kylo]Look how old you've become.[/Kylo]

What a time to be alive

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Yes, your better half will smite you righteously.

I got it done. Adulting 101.

Originally posted by The Merchant
Palpatine is the strongest and most important Sith in the mythos that can't be denied...

Okay.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Pandemic bringing everyone back together here. Rex will be along any day now.

[Kylo]Look how old you've become.[/Kylo]

Almost 40.

PS: Resident Evil 3 dropped, so I may reply some other day. This shit is too good to care about Star Wars.

I don't like NuJill's appearence. Her face and hair feel off.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
You use the term "survive" more generously then it deserves. There has been a constant, slow-drip loss of activity on the site, since ~the late 2000's, that it's never recovered from.

Surviving is surviving

Originally posted by Tzeentch
I don't like NuJill's appearence. Her face and hair feel off.

It looks fine to me. Maybe your PC just sucks.

I'll **** you up buddy

Originally posted by Tzeentch
I'll **** you up buddy

Good luck getting past the Coronazeds to fite me irl.

[jawa]Quarantinni!![/jawa]

All roads of pandemic-induced boredom (never thought I'd make a statement like that in my life) lead back to KMC, I see.

Anyone down to debate whether Kit Fisto could take four-hundred younglings?

He'd Fisto those Kiddos and you know it.

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/huge-star-wars-fan-meets-mortal-enemy-other-huge-star-wars-fan/


DECATUR, Ga. — Local Star Wars superfan John Aaronson, 38, recently encountered his arch nemesis: a fellow Star Wars superfan in the form of 35 year-old Mark Bergeron.

“I saw this guy with a rebel alliance crest on his shirt and decided to see what a dipshit he was,” said Aaronson, who bears a similar tattoo on his left bicep. “And I was totally right. This mother****er said A’Sharad Hett, AKA Darth Krayt, was the greatest Sith Lord, so yeah, he’s one of those psychos that still engages with the weird, shitty Legends continuity in spite of absolutely none of it being canon.”

Bergeron shared his own impressions of Aaronson following the ensuing altercation over the duo’s shared passion.

“I was just sitting here eating and this weirdo with a First Order patch on his jacket starts yelling at me,” he said. “He told me it’s a crime to disregard all the hard work Disney has put into creating a cohesive expanded universe and that I was spitting in their face by reading old stuff like New Jedi Order or The Han Solo Trilogy. I wasn’t gonna take that lying down so I called him a bootlicker for just swallowing the watered down shit Disney was spoon feeding him and begging Papa Mouse for more drivel like Rebels or Doctor Aphra.”

Other occupants of the shop who did their best to give the pair of Star Wars superfans a wide berth expressed overall discomfort with every aspect of the situation.

“It was crazy uncomfortable watching these two grown ass men shouting at each other about increasingly obscure bits of Star Wars lore,” said cashier Jesse Logan. “Like, I’ve seen a lot of arguments break out in here over the best Zelda game or whatever, but this one was vicious, like it was personal for these guys. It’s weird, I don’t like Star Wars that much, but these guys really don’t like Star Wars!”

At press time, Aaronson and Bergeron had squared up with replica Darth Maul and Kylo Ren lightsabers while the shop was being evacuated.


(me @ gideon)

Since when have we been SW arch nemeses?

Wow how mature that was for the guy with the FO jacket to start something and he was the older of the two. Tch, jeez...it's called having an opinion dude.

I mean the other guy should have just ignored him, but the first dude just walked up and figured he was a dip***?