The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

quiet you.

...She bashed me on me noggin she did!

edit: MY OWN PAGE X2!!!

All of your pages belong to me, because I have 5,000 and 6,000 and 7,000 too.

Now that I'm retired, I should consider becoming a full time prophet. I knew this would happen.

Thus my brilliance is undeniable and you all should take the same step I did.

I predict more spam.

Originally posted by Eminence
*sigh*

Some of the funnies leading up to chaos.

Proof.

And... oh dear God, I was the first to respond.

Blow me hardcore. And the last statement is fact. Hamas wants peace like I want stds.

Oh and as to your idea of another 3,000 page long debate.. Ush will shut it down because it would become too useful for the forum and he can't run a serious and intellectual forum. It's star wars or nothing.

Previous Usernames:

Dark Nemesis

Wut?

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Oh and as to your idea of another 3,000 page long debate.. Ush will shut it down because it would become too useful for the forum and he can't run a serious and intellectual forum. It's star wars or nothing.

Nah, I wasn't thinking of a debate, but more a summary of all of our political positions (no actual arguing over it involved). Sounds like a good idea to me.

But what's the point on listing our ideologies if we can't dispute them?

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
Wut?

HTF does he have two and half times as many posts as I do?

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Das mangel disziplin verfocht durch das lärmend gegner patriotisch und landesverrat kotzend dummköpfe ist äußerst beunruhigend! Wir brunst band miteinander auf ordnung sorgen für sozial stabilität und arbeit für glorreich Deutschland!

Heil Fuhrer! Heil Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei!

The next one, that attempts to use German here and produces a huge fail like that will get eaten alive by myself.

Jetzt dürft euch alle an den Händen fassen, Anlauf nehmen und gegen die nächste Wand rennen. Ihr Gehirnschlümpfe.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
But what's the point on listing our ideologies if we can't dispute them?

The idea is to solidify our positions, then rip each others' to shreds. That will appease god Ush, right?

(Alternate version: The idea is to solidify our positions, then rip each other to shreds. That will appease god Ush, right?)

Originally posted by Borbarad
The next one, that attempts to use German here and produces a huge fail like that will get eaten alive by myself.

Jetzt dürft euch alle an den Händen fassen, Anlauf nehmen und gegen die nächste Wand rennen. Ihr Gehirnschlümpfe.

Honig, was zum Teufel ist das? Sie ein Nazi?

Sexy and Nemesis: Well, the thing I fear is that, tangled in all of these debates, our portayal of our ideologies may have been blurred or unclear. Perhaps we came off wrong to each other on some issues, so I feel that the best way to summarize and give a spiritual finale to this Debate War is for everyone to sum up their positions. I dunno, you don't have to do it.

Seems like a good idea. Also: someone should tell me what to think about Israel.

*baitbaitbaitbaitbaitbaitbaitbaitbaitbait*

But srsly tho. That is another topic for the list:

[list][*]Abortion/Stem Cell Research
[*]Gay Marriage
[*]Freedom of speech and the media, including explicit sexuality and violence
[*]Moral Relativism vs. Absolutism
[*]War Policy and interventionism
[*]Human Nature
[*]Crime
[*]Secularism/Separation of Church and State
[*]Economic regulation
[*]Welfare
[*]Israel
[*]Evolution
[/list]

Aha. Everyone do it RIGHT NOW! So commands Fuhrer and tolerant liberal Master Crimzon. No, just kidding, I'm going to do the moral relativism/absolutism one; hopefully it will be done in an hour or so. You do evolution or sumshit, I dunno.

Pshaw. Forget that: I'm doing all of them and will post by Sunday. Cereally.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Honig, was zum Teufel ist das? Sie ein Nazi?

Let me guess: You hammered the sentence "Honey, what the hell is that? Are you a Nazi?" into an online-translator. Right? But to answer that question: I'm not a Nazi, but a German. There is a difference between those two things, although some people still seem to live in the 1930s.

Sexy and Nemesis: Well, the thing I fear is that, tangled in all of these debates, our portayal of our ideologies may have been blurred or unclear. Perhaps we came off wrong to each other on some issues, so I feel that the best way to summarize and give a spiritual finale to this Debate War is for everyone to sum up their positions. I dunno, you don't have to do it.

What positions? You're all three not capable of assuming a logical sound philosophical stance. So any summary that exceeds either "Bullshit" or "Epic Fail" is a pointless waste of words. [Now you have a reason to flame me, which will result in (self)entertaining posts of me - and I don't have to read all that subprime pseudo-philosophical bla bla from the riff-raff any longer. Silly Nerf Herders.]

Iz kool. Though I'm gonna have to warn you that you might resort to repeating yourself constantly, being that most of the social issues are directly interwined with moral relativism. Just a fair warning.

Originally posted by Borbarad

What positions? You're all three not capable of assuming a logical sound philosophical stance. So any summary that exceeds either "Bullshit" or "Epic Fail" is a pointless waste of words. [Now you have a reason to flame me, which will result in (self)entertaining posts of me - and I don't have to read all that subprime pseudo-philosophical bla bla from the riff-raff any longer. Silly Nerf Herders.]

The hell? Go heck. NOW.

Originally posted by Borbarad
What positions? You're all three not capable of assuming a logical sound philosophical stance. So any summary that exceeds either "Bullshit" or "Epic Fail" is a pointless waste of words. [Now you have a reason to flame me, which will result in (self)entertaining posts of me - and I don't have to read all that subprime pseudo-philosophical bla bla from the riff-raff any longer. Silly Nerf Herders.] [/B]

Rofl. And I bet you are capable? Sorry Nai, if you can't outdebate a 17 year old and frequently LIVE in that pseudo philosophical world you choose to criticize, you shouldn't really be telling us what we can and cannot do.. But in terms of humor (whether blatant or accidental, I'd go with the latter), you are definitely the big swinging dick of this forum.