The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Dr McBeefington3,287 pages

Originally posted by Eminence
**** that. My slice, regardless of where I hit it from, almost always hits the net. Like, always.

I blame religion.

A slice isn't a hard shot when you're stationary. I just copy what I see from Federer/Nadal. Yesterday's racket was a piece of shit so everytime I sliced the ball, it would ht the top of the racket and just go straight down. And I would blame homosexuality more than religion for these problems.

No. Belief in Jesus can be directly linked to tennis screwups.

Fact.

Hey, Sorgo got banned! I guess REX Peach didn't get the memo that he'd cleared it with Raz already. ermm

Or did he.....

Eminence wants to discuss me?!. *Incredulous look*

Pics or it didn't happen, shankface.

Originally posted by Eminence
Pics or it didn't happen, shankface.

Your mother should have introduced you to a coathanger as a fetus.

😐

why

i dunt no

then dont tock k

i has you now

Originally posted by Eminence
then dont tock k

i has you now

luke looks like hes getting robot raped.

Originally posted by Eminence
then dont tock k

i has you now

Originally posted by Eminence
Search your feelings. you know it to be true.

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before but had once failed an entire class.

That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan". All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B.

The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

Originally posted by Eminence
I'm way better at ping pong than I am at tennis.

I'd own you at ping pong.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before but had once failed an entire class.

That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan". All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B.

The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

That is a really good analogy, I'm profiling that. Where'd you get it from?

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
That is a really good analogy, I'm profiling that. Where'd you get it from?

Various economic forums. Not sure where they got it from. Definitely worth a profile though. Explains all anyone needs to know about universal healthcare.

I thought it was about Socialism? When does healthcare come in to it? And if so many countries successfully implement it, how can it be bad? Britain does, and its great. Having to pay medical bills would suck.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I thought it was about Socialism? When does healthcare come in to it? And if so many countries successfully implement it, how can it be bad? Britain does, and its great. Having to pay medical bills would suck.
Britain's health care system is very very poor.

I like certain aspects of Socialism, including Universal healthcare. But trying to enact it in a country that's never known it... tricky business.