The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Dr McBeefington3,287 pages

Valiant effort DE, but I suggest you reassess your strategy when dealing with your superiors.

I'm sorry DS, but my knees just can't handle your methods. Thanks for the advice though.

N
Only one of us has read Twilight dude (hint: Its not me). I wouldn't be calling anyone emo if I was you.

I gave Twilight a fair shake; I call you emo because you obviously are, in addition to being dishonest.

Nice attempt to subtlely throw suspicion off you by using the word 'dude'.

I'm not emo, in fact I'm one of the more jolly people on this place. And I'm not dishonest. Everything I said was true, from a certain point of view.

Dude, I've always used 'dude', its like my dudeing catchphrase dude!

Edit: Do you want me to bother replying in the movie forum? I have to go shopping, so don't expect an answer for about 2 hours (I have to walk).

I said we could agree to disagree.

Christ, you guys are having a bitchfest over who is a better villain?

1. That's sad.
2. The Joker blows Palpatine out of the water and with enough velocity to reach Geostationary Orbit.
3. Its all opinion.

Lucius
Christ, you guys are having a bitchfest over who is a better villain?

1. That's sad.

No it ain't.

Lucius
2. The Joker blows Palpatine out of the water and with enough velocity to reach Geostationary Orbit.

No he dudn't.

Lucius
3. Its all opinion.

Maybe.

Its ok because Hans Landa owns them both... well maybe. Picking between The Joker and Hans Landa is really hard.

While I might agree that the Joker and Landa were better portrayed, their characters are certainly not, by any stretch of the imagination, better villains.

Honestly, I've seen Inglorious Basterds like 50 times already and each time I watch it, I realize that Hans was just ****ing with everyone the entire time and he knew what was going on from the first minute. I think that makes him a cooler villian than both Sidious and the Joker. But the Joker still has my vote as the most amazing villain ever.

Landa and the Joker were better portrayed, but the prequel trilogy just showed me that Palpatine was the ultimate villain ever.

Gideon
While I might agree that the Joker and Landa were better portrayed, their characters are certainly not, by any stretch of the imagination, better villains.

They are, by a lot.

Spoiler:
And he jobs to Superman, frequently and with tears in his eyes.

I found the Palpatine of ROTJ to be far more impressive than the PT one.

Lucius
I found the Palpatine of ROTJ to be far more impressive than the PT one.

yer weerd

Palpatine of Return of the Jedi was cool, but not nearly the magnificent bastard he was in the prequel trilogy, which is what I appreciate. It demonstrated his patience, cunning, and intellect, and his ability to manipulate failures (some of his plans were foiled in all three prequel movies) into successes.

E
They are, by a lot.

Spoiler:
And he jobs to Superman, frequently and with tears in his eyes.

They're not.

Palpatine's smarter, more powerful, more successful, and better in every single possible way than Landa or the Joker. Deal with it. 😐

Iago is a Magnificent Bastard.

Hans Landa is a Magnificent Bastard.

Thrawn is a Magnificent Bastard.

Dr. Doom is a Magnificent Bastard.

Palpatine doesn't have near enough the Charisma to be a Magnificent Bastard.

Originally posted by Gideon
They're not.

Palpatine's smarter, more powerful, more successful, and better in every single possible way than Landa or the Joker. Deal with it. 😐

You think Palpatine is physically attractive?

Blax
You think Palpatine is physically attractive?

No.

Lucius
Iago is a Magnificent Bastard.

Hans Landa is a Magnificent Bastard.

Thrawn is a Magnificent Bastard.

Dr. Doom is a Magnificent Bastard.

Palpatine doesn't have near enough the Charisma to be a Magnificent Bastard.

Dr. Doom? 😂 😂 😂

Palpatine has buckets of charisma, both on film (when he's not Sidious) and certainly in the novels.

Edited. Wrong button. 🙁

If you go into non-movie spectrum, Dr. Doom shits all over Palpatine in terms of charisma, accomplishments, power... pretty much everything.