The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by Nephthys
I like that when some guys come in here and try to revive this place you respond with mockery and scorn. It's nice to see that you're not losing your touch gais. 👆

Originally posted by Nephthys
I like that when some guys come in here and try to revive this place you respond with mockery and scorn. It's nice to see that you're not losing your touch gais. 👆

EDIT: And shut up--you're gai.

i wasn't mean to HWKA till he was stupid, and then started complaining that we only made fun of him cause he was right.

I mean, yes, the Ewoks could defeat the Empire IF they were able to sneak onboard wherever Sidious was and kill him and Vader in their sleep, and commander all the death stars and star destroyers before anybody woke up and found out. Its true. Prove me wrong. Or else give up the argument.

Originally posted by Lucius
What a ****ing embarrassment. Even goddamn Russia lets gays serve in the military.

You understand wrong. New recruits are often forced into homosexuality and prostitution by the older veterans as a weird sort of initiation thing carried over the ussr days

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
How is he bringing life back into the forum? By discussing the same shit from the same angles that we have all already discussed since 2005?

So I'm watching a Law and Order where the guy's trying to claim that the fact his wife was sleeping with another woman sent him into a 'gay-rage', impeding his ability to reason, get her gun rather than his own, drive for an hour, shoot her, escape, reload the gun, go to sleep, wake up and lie to the police. Yeah he sounds paniced.

Is it just me or is that the worst ****ing defence ever? 😆 😆

edit: Huh, turns out it was the daughter. What a *****. I love L&O.

Originally posted by Nephthys
So I'm watching a Law and Order where the guy's trying to claim that the fact his wife was sleeping with another woman sent him into a 'gay-rage', impeding his ability to reason, get her gun rather than his own, drive for an hour, shoot her, escape, reload the gun, go to sleep, wake up and lie to the police. Yeah he sounds paniced.

Is it just me or is that the worst ****ing defence ever? 😆 😆

edit: Huh, turns out it was the daughter. What a *****. I love L&O.

That's the Tom Berenger as the FBI man episode. Definitely a good one. I've seen every Jack McCoy episode ever made. And the defense is stupid but there are a lot worse, like the Twinkie defense.

Oh god, whats the Twinkie defence? I'm picturing something on level with South Park's Chewbacca defence here.

Edit: I just googled it. Yeah, thats the worst thing ever in the history of ever.

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I lol'd. I love HISHE.

Wooohoooo and Miami goes down.

is it basketball season already? ho-hum. lebrony poo will continue to play well.

Today was opening night. He had 8 turnovers and Wade had 6.

its true. I read an article where it said the only time the team made a run was when he was forced to take over, like in cleveland. Hoping Dwade doesn't become the next useless moe williams and Bosh the next big Z...

Originally posted by truejedi
its true. I read an article where it said the only time the team made a run was when he was forced to take over, like in cleveland. Hoping Dwade doesn't become the next useless moe williams and Bosh the next big Z...

It did look like the Cleveland offense most of the game though. DWade needs to get his act together because right now it's Lebron's team. But I'm very comfortable with Lebron chucking shots..

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
It did look like the Cleveland offense most of the game though. DWade needs to get his act together because right now it's Lebron's team. But I'm very comfortable with Lebron chucking shots..

true, if he "chucks" in 48% of his shots and 50% from 3, he is going to be nasty when he starts using some shot selection.

Originally posted by truejedi
true, if he "chucks" in 48% of his shots and 50% from 3, he is going to be nasty when he starts using some shot selection.

His shooting % is very misleading because most of his shots are within 8 feet. His jump shooting is around 35%..

3/6 from 3?

anyway, did you read the cracked article about the Bloody Board yesterday?

This is retarded, I just spent 3 hours arguing against the knowledge that God exists.

Where?