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Maybe we should shoot fifty fans for every hoop Wade doesn't make... think he'll improve? 😉

Wade was kicking ass until lebron came in and started chucking 3's and turning the ball over. I love watching lebton reassert himself as nothing more than another Dr. J.

i've always wondered if i could hit free throws with the lives of the people I care about on the line.

I've practiced them with that mindset, they don't improve much.

And Dr. Mb, how do you figure? Check out that shooting percentage from wade.

The heat still aren't running an offense, they just stand around and then take a jumper.

Originally posted by REXXXX
I have a hilarious video of a shit-faced friend trying to explain her analysis of it to me. She ends up pegging me in the face with a dime.

Of course she does... It's just ridiculous, that poem.

Originally posted by Major Valerian
I just finished analysing 'The Wasteland' by T.S. Eliot.

I'm never on your side. You're a child arguing adult topics.

Wuv you 2 babe! 😍

Originally posted by truejedi
i've always wondered if i could hit free throws with the lives of the people I care about on the line.

I've practiced them with that mindset, they don't improve much.

And Dr. Mb, how do you figure? Check out that shooting percentage from wade.

The heat still aren't running an offense, they just stand around and then take a jumper.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
For a class hopefully.

No. 😐

Actually, yeah. I'd never EVER read that shit if it wasn't forced on me.

EVER.

I hope they figure it out. Bosh hasn't been bad.

I was gonna say, Val...

What's that, REX?

😗

Originally posted by truejedi
I hope they figure it out. Bosh hasn't been bad.

y?

Originally posted by Major Valerian
What's that, REX?

😗

Studying postmodernist literature in your spare time? Pretentious prick. 😉

Here you go TJ:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/truehoop/miamiheat/columns/story?columnist=windhorst_brian&page=Struggling-101125

Espn needs to stop always copying my sentiments. I KNOW they read this forum!

its true, good article. Neither of them are cutting after the pass. That's just a basic tenant of any wing player, but they have never had to do it. Hit the cutter, yes, make the cut, no.

I think it was Mark Jackson or Jalen Rose who was saying that if you put Bird, Magic, and Jordan on the same team, they would figure it out almost immediately. It's time people understand that Lebron and Wade don't have the basketball IQ of those 3 guys.

I heard that last night. I thought it was Jalen that said it. Obvious thing to say. Those were maybe the 3 greatest players in the history of the game. Bosh at least shouldn't be compared with those 3.

Also: Its easy for him to say that, since its unprovable...

I thought it was stupid commentary at the time, and I still do.

Originally posted by truejedi
I heard that last night. I thought it was Jalen that said it. Obvious thing to say. Those were maybe the 3 greatest players in the history of the game. Bosh at least shouldn't be compared with those 3.

Also: Its easy for him to say that, since its unprovable...

I thought it was stupid commentary at the time, and I still do.

It doesn't have to be proved, it can be logically deduced. Rose was also saying that when he played, he knew how to play with Reggie Miller without having to do so. Kobe would know how to play with Lebron or Wade. You have to be both a "student of the game", and willing to adapt. I don't think Lebron is either. Wade is a little of both but I think the degree is negligible at this point.

Dexgasms!

That is all.

Edit: Actually it isn't. Lucius, you should be re-thinking your opinion on Lumen. Not only was she fine when he told her about killing the neighbours dog, but the preview for next week has her asking to kill Chase. It's clear imo that she's fine with Dex's killing and sociopathy and isn't going to freak out about him.