The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by truejedi3,287 pages
Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Kobe would know how to play with Lebron or Wade.

Not a chance. You will need more than your say-so before I believe this. Kobe has NEVER co-existed with superstars well.

Originally posted by truejedi
Not a chance. You will need more than your say-so before I believe this. Kobe has NEVER co-existed with superstars well.

By NEVER you mean "just shaq"? He's done one hell of a job with Gasol. He's grown up as of two years ago.

Originally posted by REXXXX
Studying postmodernist literature in your spare time? Pretentious prick. 😉

Damn it! How did you..? You never miss a thing, REX. No wonder you're a mod.

You're not trying to pick up chicks are you?

Of course I am. What else would I be doing?

😐

Picking up dudes.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Picking up dudes.
that's what post modern literature is for.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Oh hai.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
that's what post modern literature is for.

Are you actually suggesting that I'm gay? Or is it just a bad joke?

Either one is stupid.

I'm suggesting that "post-modernism" and "heterosexual" are contradictory terms.

Maybe they are. I didn't read it because I wanted to anyway, so it doesn't really matter. As I said before, I'd never read that shit out of pleasure. Only out of need.

Hey bro you don't need to convince me.

Nothing gets by me, Val. Like your homosexuality. Wuv yuuu.

Thanksgiving, SO FAT. Weirdest food dish your family makes, go. Amuse me.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Hey bro you don't need to convince me.

I'm not trying to convince you mate, just saying things as they are. I'm not saying I don't like it because it's homosexual, I'm saying I HATE it because it's ridiculously complicated. 🥷

And REX... 😠

It's okay, you don't have to tell them about us just now.

Thanks. I knew you'd understand.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2486-Call-of-Duty-Black-Ops

Its like he knew what we were talking about. Spooky.

so much pie. Going to the gym tomorrow again.... Too bad Ivalice is dead or he could tell me how he is going to the gym more...

Dead?