The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by REXXXX3,287 pages

Merry Christmas, guys. Got pretty much everything I wanted and then some. Didn't ask for a whole lot.

Originally posted by REXXXX
Merry Christmas, guys. Got pretty much everything I wanted and then some. Didn't ask for a whole lot.

Damn man I hope you asked for a personality. 😛

I got the awesome PS2 game 'Gladius'. 7 years old. Me and mah bro used to play it together when we were kids*. Man, such a nostalgic mind****.

*moreso then i am now anyway.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I got the awesome PS2 game 'Gladius'. 7 years old. Me and mah bro used to play it together when we were kids*. Man, such a nostalgic mind****.

*moreso then i am now anyway.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I got the awesome PS2 game 'Gladius'. 7 years old.
Originally posted by Nephthys
PS2 game 'Gladius'. 7 years old.
Originally posted by Nephthys
PS2'. 7 years old.
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
blowup

The PS2 had some of the best games ever. It was a better time when people actually cared about the game rather than just wanking up some slick graphics. Hell, I just finished a 6-yr old Hitman game. Awesome-tastic.

In other news Die Hard is a seriously fantastic movie. I am not even kidding. ****in' amazing.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Damn man I hope you asked for a personality. 😛

Lawlz, yeah, that was in my stocking.

Fo realz.

Merry Christmas you bastards.

You too, Slash. Get anything good?

i do not understand: What character are we using to test?

Originally posted by truejedi
i do not understand: What character are we using to test?
Your own. Characters your bored and nerdy little mind may have created while playing an RPG, writing a fanfic, or imagining how some pre-existing scenario would have gone down if your imaginary Hero, Bruce Fightmaster had been in charge.

On a similar note, my imaginary hero is not Bruce Fightmaster.

oh.. i dont have any of those... except Kas'im the magnificent... I'll go test him.

Good luck. If you're looking to piss off the Dread God by insinuating he's a Gary Stu, that's your funeral.

these are easy! I'm getting to check almost all of the boxes: Kas'im is going to pass this easily!


Does anyone who doesn't like or respect your character by the end of the story end up beaten up, humiliated, and/or dead?

hell's yeah! dead and humiliated, if you don't respect Kas'im the Magnificent!

yeah, 143 for Kas'im. Defeating ALL of your characters handily, which is how Kas'im lives his life. (and as I explained to the text how Kas'im cannot be defeated, and how everyone loves him and wants him sexually, the score reflected his magnificence.)

Originally posted by truejedi
yeah, 143 for Kas'im. Defeating ALL of your characters handily, which is how Kas'im lives his life. (and as I explained to the text how Kas'im cannot be defeated, and how everyone loves him and wants him sexually, the score reflected his magnificence.)
Pfff, my character got 153.

But then, my character was Jesus, so...

Originally posted by REXXXX
You too, Slash. Get anything good?

I got a new bass guitar. Everyone kind of chipped in on it so that's the only thing I got, if you don't count the money I got from the grandparents.

Gay

I always knew you were. I won't judge you for it though, its ok.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MMQAq82UMk

A tribute to a legend.

And I just listened to Delilah an hour ago. That was a really good parody.