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I agree that some form of government assistance is needed. However, you have to agree that said assistance is constantly being abused by the lazy and unintelligent.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
I agree that some form of government assistance is needed. However, you have to agree that said assistance is constantly being abused by the lazy and unintelligent.

(I can't help but think that Sweden or Norway, one of those countries that provides such a huge array of services like this, would have to be more discriminating in who gets what. For example, they have this really cool program that pays people to go to college, but (I think) if your grades slip then you are out on your ass working construction. I like Sweden.)

The Nordic/Scandanavian countries also have the highest standard of living in the world. But give them over 100 million people and they'll start having the same problems.

I would nationalize the hospitals.

And that isn't at all what I meant for using the race card.

I can give someone 5 excellent reasons why I dislike Obama, and they will still retort with : You just don't like him cause he is black....

The Demon Door in Greatwood Gorge won't open even though I've eaten enough Crunchy Chickens to accumulate +50 points of Evil before his eyes.

F*ck!

Originally posted by truejedi
I would nationalize the hospitals.

And that isn't at all what I meant for using the race card.

I can give someone 5 excellent reasons why I dislike Obama, and they will still retort with : You just don't like him cause he is black....

At least I hope not. Maybe I am too optimistic of Humanity. The "you just hate Obama 'cause he's black" routine is soooo 2008, though.

The Nordic/Scandanavian countries also have the highest standard of living in the world. But give them over 100 million people and they'll start having the same problems.

Wurd. When people bring up Sweden I always like to remind them that Sweden's entire population is roughly 4 times smaller than California's, alone.

And that's just the official pop count. That's not counting the slew of illegals who are also somehow managing to get benefits. ermm

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
The Demon Door in Greatwood Gorge won't open even though I've eaten enough Crunchy Chickens to accumulate +50 points of Evil before his eyes.

F*ck!

If Happiness had a form what would it look like?

I feel like I should reply with something about Descarte, but he's kind of an ass so I'm going to go with a picture of a puppy:

Originally posted by Zampanó
Try fireballdivorcing your wife. That's like 200 points for the first one, I think? (Also, lots and lots of crunchy chicks. Like, 100. Your composition by mass should be roughly 100% crunchy chick.)

Gawd I missed this game.

Originally posted by Nephthys
If Happiness had a form what would it look like?

Originally posted by Nephthys
If Happiness had a form what would it look like?

Money. Lots and lots of money.

Happiness:

anyone else having trouble posting images?

A maintain the physical embodiment of Happiness is a giant Happy Face carved in to the near side of the Moon.

To me it would be something like glass because one doesn't notice it normally. However, it is actually there. As proof, if you change the angle you look at it, the glass will reflect it. It will state its presence and existence more eloquently than any other thing in this world.

Are you taking some bullshit marketing course and tonight's homework is to sell Happiness with a visual?

First to sell a hundred gets an all expenses paid trip to space camp!

Nice. If you win I'll be sure to get you a place on the Special Missions Crew. I'll be your commander. Of Love.

Visualize that.

Oh I have. For years.

Hey love crusader, I want to be your space invader. For you I will descend the deepest moon crater. I is more stronger than Darth Vapor. For you is Venus--I am Mars. For you I will play on my cosmic guitars!