The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Is Gay.

pretty sure I'm going to go quote RN a few times.

Originally posted by Zampanó
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Originally posted by RagingBoner
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Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I'd link you to a Josh Groban song, but I think you get the picture.

Unless Josh Groban is a member of Journey, Toto, Rush, Queen, Def Leppard, Starship, Loverboy, Foreigner, Styx, REO Speedwagon, Matchbox Twenty, W.E.T., the Storm, Heart, Cheap Trick, and so forth, I'm certain you're mistaken.

Pleasant voice, but I don't know any of his songs by heart or name.

Originally posted by RagingBoner
Unless Josh Groban is a member of Journey, Toto, Rush, Queen, Def Leppard, Starship, Loverboy, Foreigner, Styx, REO Speedwagon, Matchbox Twenty, W.E.T., the Storm, Heart, Cheap Trick, and so forth, I'm certain you're mistaken.

Pleasant voice, but I don't know any of his songs by heart or name.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
This is you man *sniff* [highpitchedThis is for you.[/highpitched]

What if I told you that I found your sentimentality so sexy?

Then I would say that you have an appropriate sensibility towards me.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Then I would say that you have an appropriate sensibility towards me.

I just couldn't overcome the fact that you're Canadian. And thus have a bigger penis and can jump higher.

Or is that black people?

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What about Canadian black people? Do you even have those? 😕

Surprisingly yes, but it's not what you think. Canadian Blacks are all just descendants of American Black slaves, and a lot are also regular Blacks who just live here. So there's that. No CanBlack says "eh" or eats bacon. Well not regular bacon, they like chicken bacon though.

But you're wrong about the bigger penis and jumping thing. The constant fluctuation between freezing winters and burning summers has created a tempering effect on our bodies and made them extremely stretchy and malleable. Our dicks aren't "long" so much as they're "Flubber", and we don't "jump" so much as we "bounce".

Chicken... bacon?

What is this celestial combination you speak of?

You guys don't have it? You are missing out.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
This is you man *sniff* [highpitchedThis is for you.[/highpitched]

I hear ya. I hear ya in here. In my heart.

You know that one manly tear that guys can have? 50 of those, right now. Intense.

Originally posted by RagingBoner
Unless Josh Groban is a member of Journey, Toto, Rush, Queen, Def Leppard, Starship, Loverboy, Foreigner, Styx, REO Speedwagon, Matchbox Twenty, W.E.T., the Storm, Heart, Cheap Trick, and so forth, I'm certain you're mistaken.

Pleasant voice, but I don't know any of his songs by heart or name.

Josh Groban has the greatest voice on the planet, easily. And he has held that title for nearly a decade. I'm going to see him in concert May 18th.

Josh Groban's good but he's no Andrea Bocelli.

Originally posted by Iden Enserath
Josh Groban's good but he's no Andrea Bocelli.

Bocelli is an actual opera singer. Josh Groban happens to sing opera in 4 different languages, as well as his mainstream stuff.

after Obama's reasons for invading Libya, aren't we just as on the hook to help syria, since the same thing is happening there?

Originally posted by truejedi
after Obama's reasons for invading Libya, aren't we just as on the hook to help syria, since the same thing is happening there?

Or Bahrain if we feel like being consistent.