The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by RagingBoner3,287 pages

My mighty Honda is excellent on gas. So ha

2011 Camry ftw

Damn.

my neon is too... but I drive 90 miles a day...

Nothing beats working at home except self employment taxes.. Oh and law school.

Green Day?! Really!?

Green Day from the nineties???!?

aw hell, i guess it beats green day from the 2000s

shut up. i'm graduating, it makes one sentimental.

Originally posted by truejedi
my neon is too... but I drive 90 miles a day...

Damn, I bet your car has almost as much mileage as Kyle's mom's vagina.

Though the Neon probably fits less people.

i've put 100k on it in 4 and 1/2 years...

Z., in case you were wondering, that's what we refer to as an epic burn. From what I hear, it's extraordinarily painful and itchy, not unlike the rash your mother usually leaves on her victimssex partners.

Originally posted by truejedi
i've put 100k on it in 4 and 1/2 years...

The neon or Kyle's mom?

well.. a gentleman doesnt kiss and tell...

Originally posted by truejedi
well.. a gentleman doesnt kiss and tell...

Jesus H. Christ, you actually kissed her?

once you turn off the lights, it's all the same.

Originally posted by truejedi
once you turn off the lights, it's all the same.

Compared to what?

other... hookers.... i thought that was obvious.

Jessiah, it is generally in poor form to use someone's IRL name after they have unfriended you. Just because you're tied at the prostate to DS doesn't mean that the rest of us want to have to put up with you.

😐

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This is where I inform you that your mom has been taken to the hospital for treatment of acute tracheal collapse following several hours of sustained fellatio on the set of her most recent movie, A Politician, A black hole, and a gaping hole: the Devil's Threesome. 😆

I know that the merest mention of Palpatine gets you hard, but think about baseballwomen so that you don't get a fanboner about ur mom. 😐

by calling him jessiah online, i could probably find him on 27 websites. how many jessiah's can there be in this world? 6?

More than you'd think, actually.

Kyle, my sweet, what the heck are you talking about? If you don't consider us "friends" because of our disagreement about Nihilus, I'd be surprised and even a little disappointed, but only because I thought you claimed not to take this stuff that seriously.

I genuinely apologize if I've hurt your feelings, I just assumed you had thick skin.

No literally, you aren't on my friends list on FB.

Not since ROKf sank (no offense Janus). You got thrown out along with Torvus and Nal and anyone else that isn't a helper.