The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by RagingBoner
Oh, well that's explainable: I don't have a Facebook anymore.

There are still people who don't have Facebook?

I got rid of my Facebook account.

Wish I could do that.

Why can't you? Socially or technically?

Probably both.

Technically. I havn't actually been on it for like a month.

Give me your é-mail and password and I'll delete it for you. 😖hifty:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR A FUNNAH GAI SLASH!

Yes, yes I am. Now polish my shoes, minion.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I got rid of my Facebook account.

^ This. Facebook is overrated. And I got tired of people wanting help with their cafes/farms/zombie zoos/tropical islands. You know, if you spend more than two hours a day playing video games, you're a nerd. If you spend more than two hours a day slumming on FB, you are a social god. Help me find this logic.

Also, the Jew bought a brand new car with real cash? It's part of a conspiracy, I tell you. I bet his family controls Fox News, too! And you've been in law school for like what? Four years now?

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
^ This. Facebook is overrated. And I got tired of people wanting help with their cafes/farms/zombie zoos/tropical islands. You know, if you spend more than two hours a day playing video games, you're a nerd. If you spend more than two hours a day slumming on FB, you are a social god. Help me find this logic.

Also, the Jew bought a brand new car with real cash? It's part of a conspiracy, I tell you. I bet his family controls Fox News, too! And you've been in law school for like what? Four years now?

But really, 4 years? If I was in law school for 4 years, I'd be about 150k in debt. How's the 5 figure job going?

Facebook was a rite of passage for a popular kid. Then college came and I was no longer king of the world. And I found that it was useless: I spent more time trying to keep in touch with 700 people from high school and before rather than make new friends. So I deactivated it.

Originally posted by RagingBoner
Facebook was a rite of passage for a popular kid. Then college came and I was no longer king of the world. And I found that it was useless: I spent more time trying to keep in touch with 700 people from high school and before rather than make new friends. So I deactivated it.

Good man. Facebook becomes useful only after college.

It's actually a relief to not use it.

I have a Facebook and I think I visited it two months ago.

I really only use it to communicate to people on campus.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
No, 1 year. Yes, I would like control fox news but I'm sick of politicians on both ends of the spectrum. And yes I bought it in cash because I made sound financial investments (stocks, options, precious metals, etc).

But really, 4 years? If I was in law school for 4 years, I'd be about 150k in debt. How's the 5 figure job going?

I own the company now. Didn't you read the news?

Of course

it has replaced email for me. which is darn useful. I don't have to remember everyone's frigging email addresses. How am I supposed to remember that Heather goes by [email protected] for instance?

Well played. I almost actually clicked on that link.

What happens if you do?