The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Lucius3,287 pages
Originally posted by Zampanó
I don't think you've thought about this very much.

Oh I have, and I hate this movie. Except for the craft used to get there. I don't think I've seen such a realistically designed spacecraft since 2001.

Originally posted by Zampanó
[list=1][*]Unobtanium is more than a poor allegory for oil. It is an actual term that is used in materials science to refer to a perfect superconductor at room temperature. (This explains the floating mountains.)

I know, and given how amazingly awesome that shit is, why people get upset over us taking it is beyond me. Screw the Na'vi and their world tree.

And yet Cameron still tries to portray it at as an oil/imperialism analogue.

Originally posted by Zampanó
[*]There is an opening for some pretty screwy science fiction in between the heavy handed political commentary. Did you notice that every person that was in close contact with the Na'vi became enamored with their culture, to the point of treason? There is a theory suggesting that the Na'vi were engineered by the planetary consciousness to seduce/ensnare the loyalties of the invaders and thus deflect the threat.[/list]

Or Cameron, being a good movie maker, knows how to manipulate the audience to sympathize with those he wants them to. Cute, blue, cat people taking the role of the underdogs against a classic corporate evil.

Originally posted by RagingBoner
As a fan of the show, were you offended?

I certainly was. One of my favorite cartoons was ruined on the big screen.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Everyone knows this already, I hope you don't think you're the clever one. The problem with James' retarded hippie message was that the movie was so incredibly good (more graphics than anything else), that nobody gave a damn.
This was how I felt. I don't give a shit about the message just so long as it's entertaining and looks good.

It's a movie, not a lifestyle choice.

If Cameron wanted to get his liberal rhetoric across, he wouldn't have made such a masterpiece.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15753_8-celebrities-you-didnt-know-were-geeks.html

All hail Louis Jourdan, the greatest Count Dracula in history.

Originally posted by RagingBoner
All hail Louis Jourdan, the greatest Count Dracula in history.

I question your sexuality for a reason.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
I question your sexuality for a reason.

He's amazing. STFU and revel in his glory!

So, who's up for a Biohazard RP?

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
So, who's up for a Biohazard RP?

I'm in.

Biohazard is like a zombie. It keeps coming back.

Intrigue!

Also, genitalia and swordfights.

Spoiler:
Both kinds.

😖hifty:

Some of you may be unable to skip around in the video player as you please (attempts to do so will restart the video), but for those of us without HBO this is the highest quality player linked on Sidereel [as of this posting]. Indeed, your viewing experience may be heightened by the necessitation of stricter attention!

also you should all read/buy (but definitely onewayoranother read) the book[s]

We thought you'd died.

I am pleased to demonstrate otherwise, stranger.

Originally posted by Eminence
I am pleased to demonstrate otherwise, stranger.

Well, I'm not. haermm

You are a vain, greedy, cruel stranger.

This can be remedied by Sean Bean and Peter Dinklage.

Originally posted by Eminence
You are a vain, greedy, cruel stranger.

And you are not Anthony Hopkins.

Odin Allfather, as it were.

Spoiler:
ODIN ALLFATHER

Originally posted by Eminence
Odin Allfather, as it were.

Spoiler:
[B]ODIN ALLFATHER
[/B]

But you're not kingOdin! Not yet.

YOU ARE UNWORTHY

Originally posted by Eminence
YOU ARE UNWORTHY

I COULD HAVE DONE IT FATHERFAUNUS, FOR YOU

It says here that you're an M.D.

Originally posted by Eminence
Intrigue!

Also, genitalia and swordfights.

Spoiler:
Both kinds.

😖hifty:

Some of you may be unable to skip around in the video player as you please (attempts to do so will restart the video), but for those of us without HBO this is the highest quality player linked on Sidereel [as of this posting]. Indeed, your viewing experience may be heightened by the necessitation of stricter attention!

also you should all read/buy (but definitely onewayoranother read) the book[s]

Great series! But the link doesn't work...