The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Lord Lucien3,287 pages

I could never get in to the non-English and French belligerents. Which book did you read? Was it a novel or an historical account?

RIP, Randy Savage. Now I have to download your mod for Left 4 Dead.

It would be pretty awesome if he was actually a character in L4D. The banter between him and Bill would be so worth it.

I never knew music could induce spontaneous ejaculation.
But Journey's new album is doing it. 😄
But don't worry, I'm a gentleman: I handed Kyle's mom a napkin.

huh.

well Jessiah's mom hasn't missed a day yet on the set of her most recent film: KKK: Kum, Kum, Kum

Spoiler:
because they're rednecks

I don't get the joke.

The joke is that your family's low socioeconomic standing has forced your (likely single) mother to sell her body for pitifully low wages on the largely unregulated niche pornographic circuit. Despite the poor working conditions (including both emotional and physical abuse, as well as the ever-present risk of sexually transmitted diseases from all the rednecks she's banging) she has not missed even a single day, indicating a deep-seated self-loathing, probably stemming from birthing such an utter failure of a human being as yourself, Jessiah. The depths to which she has sunk are an attempt to externalize the shame of being responsible for your existence. Only when her public persona is as pitiful as you are will she experience any sort of emotional catharsis; hence her upcoming appearance in "Dong vs.: Jessiah's Mom." (It's a foreign film. Gotta love the Japanese.)

I still don't get the joke.

lol ur mom

😂 😂 😂

That was a hilarious joke. Good one, dude!

E-high five!

You're making fun of me. 😐

Originally posted by Zampanó
You're making fun of me. 😐
Lol no, Gideon would be much too frightened to tease a high school senior.

Curse my lack of acting skillz.
Heh, but your mom's good at faking it. 😂

😐

Wait.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Lol no, Gideon would be much too frightened to tease a high school senior.

Hellz yeah I would!
The red hair is indicative of a lethal temper. And I bet he's a biter*.

*It's probably hereditary: His mother's a biter*.

*But only when asked. teehehehe

Anyone here enjoy the talents and whimsical comedy of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Lol no, Gideon would be much too frightened to tease a high school senior.

Lucien remains the funniest poster here.

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Lucien remains the funniest poster here.

It's because he's Canadian* and that's all they've got going for them, other than hockey.

*Like Colin Mochrie, from Whose Line.

I don't like hockey, so I had to pour all my efforts in to humour and the metric system.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I could never get in to the non-English and French belligerents. Which book did you read? Was it a novel or an historical account?

The Crusades: The Authoritative History of the War for the Holy Land by Thomas Asbridge.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I don't like hockey, so I had to pour all my efforts in to humour and the metric system.

Canada: Leading the world at being just north of the United States.