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Which is clearly not true, because most Jawas are sekrit Sith.

SM
Which is clearly not true, because most Jawas are sekrit Sith.

See, now you're pushing the borders of ridiculous farther than ever.
🙄

Consider: If Jawas were Sith, why would stormtroopers try to kill them when their boss is one?

Do they know their boss is one?

🥷

Eminence
Do they know their boss is one?

He wears black. How could they not know? srug

He might be in mourning.

SM
He might be in mourning.

But he also wears it in the evening.

zing!

Put the third-grade joke book down before somebody gets hurt.

*sigh*
No one ever likes mah jokez

RagingBoner
But he also wears it in the evening.

zing!

Also, Luke wore black and Luke wasn't a Sith.

Spoiler:
right...?

Eminence
No see, "mo[b]urning" is like gri-- it's like when you're sad because something bad happened and you're just in a place where all you can do is really be sad for a little while.[/b]

Sad? You mean, like an emotion? A feeling? 😐

E
Also, Luke wore black and Luke wasn't a Sith.

Spoiler:
right...?

It's thinking like that that will lead to the ultimate destruction of mankind.

Of course Luke's not a Sith; he was blonde.

RagingBoner
Sad? You mean, like an emotion? A feeling? 😐

Like feeah.

RB
It's thinking like that that will lead to the ultimate destruction of mankind.

Of course Luke's not a Sith; he was blonde.

😐

Eminence
So's Yvonne.

😐

You will not refer to her by name and, instead, address her as Long, Sexy Legs That Lead to a Rather Nice Ass.

Who is Yvonne now?

SM
Who is Yvonne now?

Strahovski. Do you and your penis a tremendous favor and Google her.

Oh that's a good idea. Then I won't get anything done for the next fifteen minutes.

SM
Oh that's a good idea. Then I won't get anything done for the next fifteen minutes.

And just what in the hell were you planning on doing other than consorting with my glorious self and the fat guy that we call Eminence? uhuh

This goes towards volunteer work for my parole.

SM
This goes towards volunteer work for my parole.

Is that Manly-Man for "I love you, RagingBoner"? 😍

RagingBoner
And just what in the hell were you planning on doing other than consorting with my glorious self and the fat guy that we call Eminence? uhuh

And I think he was planning on

Spoiler:
playing Mass Effect 2.

Eminence
Oy, I haff really had some work donedone a lot of work on myselfthis bodyfat problem in the past years.

You don't burn that many calories during anal sex. uhuh

Eminence
And I think he was planning on

Spoiler:
playing Mass Effect 2.

Is that a euphemism for something wildly inappropriate?