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RagingBoner
You don't burn that many calories during anal sex. uhuh

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I imagine the [... fvcker?] would burn a similar amount of calories in both primary penetrative methods based on the positions [I imagine] he/she/it would need to assume in order to actively [... fvck?].

Do not make jokes I would see [... coming?].

RB
Is that a euphemism for something wildly inappropriate?

I don't think so. But Yvonne's digital, busty and bubble-ass'd avatar has some sexy-sexy in that game, and I figured Janus has it and has played it and saved just before [... entering the sequence?].

Eminence
I don't think so. But Yvonne's digital, busty and bubble-ass'd avatar has some sexy-sexy in that game, and I figured Janus has it and has played it and saved just before [... entering the sequence?].

I can't speak for RagingBoner, but I found Yvonne's rendering to be questionable at times.

She makes for a fetching brunette, though.

Originally posted by Eminence

Spoiler:
I imagine the [... fvcker?] would burn a similar amount of calories in both primary penetrative methods based on the positions [I imagine] he/she/it would need to assume in order to actively [... fvck?].

Do not make jokes I would see [... coming?].

😐

I don't think so. But Yvonne's digital, busty and bubble-ass'd avatar has some sexy-sexy in that game, and I figured Janus has it and has played it and saved just before [... entering the sequence?].

Sorry I didn't reply right away. I had to load up Mass Effect 2.

So much for being the master of popular culture: Ashley Greene apparently has nude pix on the interwebz and I was unawarez.

This is weird.

http://www.animefreak.tv/watch/kino-no-tabi-beautiful-world-5-online

God damn. 🙁

Most of Kino's Journey is depressing as fvck but this one was especially so.

No one gives a shit about your faggy anime. uhuh

Obama does.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
No one gives a shit about your faggy anime. uhuh

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
No one gives a shit about your faggy anime. uhuh

Amen. DE, when we call you a homo nowadays, we aren't joking. It's not ok to be gay, remember that.

You guys are such smegheads.

... And RB just got banned.

In other and much more pleasant news than the unfortunate departure of our beloved RagingBoner, I am taking the first steps to writing a piece of fiction that will hopefully make me a gazillionaire.

Is it an account of how a talented but aimless young man who wasted his formative years wishing he were someone else finds his redemptive passion in the pursuit of greater truths in the world and along the way discovers something that will change the world forever?

Is it about got tiger?

That damn got tiger.......

Nephthys
Is it about got [milk?] tiger?

__________

A stirring drama chronicling the fabled lost years of Tony the Tiger's life:

The mysterious and eerily sudden termination of a career at its peak...

A society's wrenching decline into lawless decadence and wretched morbidity...

An onset of troubling omens and disquieting rumors...

The creeping and relentless spread of an enigmatic agency through culture and economy...

An event of chilling brutality that seizes the world in terror and numbed silence...

And the legendary return of an icon as he revives and reinvents his magnetic allure and dazzlingly physical charisma to rally an anarchic generation born into a society where his influence is a faded memory, and lead them into the bloody and glorious war for their future.

A war epic interwoven masterfully with suspense-thriller and western elements set in a mythic-inspired dystopia that blends layered storytelling and brilliantly developed characters of calculated gravity with a uniquely cinematic visual wizardry to craft a tale for the ages.

__________

I'd read that.

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Shit I'd write it, too, and then waste no time helming a film series and at least two regular animated features.

Zampanó
Faunus, you never did explain to me what a clown party is.

I await your response by phonogram.

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If you link me to a page about phonograms I will slay you. I only vaguely recall this "clown party" business and require context and quotes and stuff to make sense of it.

yur so silly faunus

<3

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Apparently, Neeson returns as Ra's al Ghul in the new Batman movie. SWEET.

Drat. I just put on these pants as well. 🙁

Gotta go change em now.

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YEEEEEEEES!