Top ten reasons why beer is better then Jesus

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Top ten reasons why beer is better then Jesus

Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

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I didnt even crack a smile.

thats not funny, thats flat out dumb. glare

I hate when people laugh at their own jokes. 😐

i hate when people think they are funny

and btw: GO CHRISTIANITY!!!

Re: Top ten reasons why beer is better then Jesus

Originally posted by Aziz!
Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

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[sarcasm]Yea really funny! I'm laughing hysterical.[/sarcasm]

Originally posted by Floigen
i hate when people think they are funny

and btw: GO CHRISTIANITY!!!


The irony. 😐

Originally posted by Slay
The ironing. 😐

IT'S YOUR TURN TO DO IT!

Originally posted by Bloigen
I cummed in my sisters panties.Twice.And to be honest,I want to do it again.

Dude.That's just sick.

Originally posted by Slay
My mom beats me. My dads gay. I suck off horses. And my uncle rapes me.

Whoa.

here is a good reason why beer is better than jesus!!!

Number one reason of all time: Beer is actually REAL!

Who loves me more...Jesus or beer?

Originally posted by Renamon
here is a good reason why beer is better than jesus!!!

Number one reason of all time: Beer is actually REAL!


Number Two: Jesus Gives you Liver Problems! 😱

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Jesus.

Jesus doesn't love anyone, except da hoes. He's a big pimp. Bet'cha didn't know that, you stupid christians

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
Who loves me more...Jesus or beer?

Beer

i can tellu ten reasons why im better than beer

Originally posted by ladygrim
i can tellu ten reasons why im better than beer

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well i have these things called boobs and there all yours if u dont touch that booze 😂

Originally posted by ladygrim
well i have these things called boobs and there all yours if u dont touch that booze 😂

*invents beer with boobs*

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