Top ten reasons why beer is better then Jesus

Started by Revernd Maynard7 pages

Originally posted by Thorinn
Boobies. dawg
w00t
Originally posted by ladygrim
all threads theses days are about booze and boobs
You might as well just show us your boobs 😄

kidding

😖hifty:

Originally posted by GCG
Churches have domes on top so that God can be reminded of the Booby.
I did it, because i am jesus

u'll never see my preciouses

Cool; now i will write a book Dan Brown style to dispell the Church's reverance to the Booby for God

Originally posted by ladygrim
u'll never see my preciouses
Noooooooofirefirefireph

heehee

chesty not even a peek. 🙁

😮 no

I will also write how the domes were designed on ladygrim's boob format.

Originally posted by Thorinn
Boobies. dawg

party

Originally posted by ladygrim
😮 no
Good, maybe i dont want to

*reverse psychology*

Hooray for boobies.

Originally posted by Aziz!
Hooray for boobies.
Bloodhound gang CD

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
10. The abs
9. I'm not dead
8. My hair is longer
7. I have a tattoo
6. I look better in sandles
5. Beards are so last millenia
4. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard (damn right, its better than Jesus'😉
3. Millions of people worship me (more than jesus)
2. Your Mother!
1. I'm Revernd Maynard from KMC. Basically i'm saying I am the greatest. Dont argue it, you all know and love me. LOVE ME, DAMNIT!!!

Shut Up, you stupid ignorant bastard. How dare you compare yourself to jesus.... you're a sick low life moron, and I hope you die a slow painful death. NEVER question Jesus' existence, especially on a forum where there are Many Christians. Watch What You Say. 😠

when u look like this who needs beer and jesus

Just kidding 😛

oohhh

Originally posted by ladygrim
when u look like this who needs beer and jesus

MORE BOOBIES! 😠

Originally posted by ladygrim
when u look like this who needs beer and jesus
Originally posted by ladygrim
oohhh
dd *has fantasies*

Originally posted by Thorinn
dd *has fantasies*

*has your fantasies plus 1*

😐

Originally posted by ladygrim
when u look like this who needs beer and jesus
but cant i have beer, ladygrim, with a side of jesus