Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
10. The abs
9. I'm not dead
8. My hair is longer
7. I have a tattoo
6. I look better in sandles
5. Beards are so last millenia
4. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard (damn right, its better than Jesus'😉
3. Millions of people worship me (more than jesus)
2. Your Mother!
1. I'm Revernd Maynard from KMC. Basically i'm saying I am the greatest. Dont argue it, you all know and love me. LOVE ME, DAMNIT!!!
Shut Up, you stupid ignorant bastard. How dare you compare yourself to jesus.... you're a sick low life moron, and I hope you die a slow painful death. NEVER question Jesus' existence, especially on a forum where there are Many Christians. Watch What You Say. 😠