Top ten reasons why beer is better then Jesus

Started by Revernd Maynard7 pages

I can give you 10 reasons why i'm better than jesus

whys that then

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I can give you 10 reasons why i'm better than jesus
Originally posted by Bloigen
Begin.

10. The abs
9. I'm not dead
8. My hair is longer
7. I have a tattoo
6. I look better in sandles
5. Beards are so last millenia
4. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard (damn right, its better than Jesus'😉
3. Millions of people worship me (more than jesus)
2. Your Mother!
1. I'm Revernd Maynard from KMC. Basically i'm saying I am the greatest. Dont argue it, you all know and love me. LOVE ME, DAMNIT!!!

Wrong forum -

😐 not convinced

Originally posted by Thorinn
😐 not convinced
So, you wanna see me naked? 😕

😮

LOVE MEE!!!!!!!!!1

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
So, you wanna see me naked? 😕
😖hifty: no...

Originally posted by Thorinn
😖hifty: no...
Right....this is not the time..or the place

😖hifty:

well im better than the lot of u

Originally posted by ladygrim
well im better than the lot of u
Do you want to take this outside?!?!?!

if that doesn't work

Are you coming on to me? naughty

Originally posted by ladygrim
well im better than the lot of u
just because you have boobs.

I'm convinced 😖hifty:

Originally posted by ladygrim
well im better than the lot of u

Halleluya !

Show us the breast ..................erm Show us the best you got !

welll welll well

Originally posted by Thorinn
just because you have boobs.

I'm convinced 😖hifty:

Originally posted by GCG
Halleluya !

Show us the breast ..................erm Show us the best you got !

2 posts about boobs. God i love this forum

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
2 posts about boobs. God i love this forum
Boobies. dawg

all threads theses days are about booze and boobs

Churches have domes on top so that God can be reminded of the Booby.