Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Hmm, well that's alright. I'd prefer real pinkness though. ermm
Yeah? Well everybody's being nice and not telling you this, but since I care about you, I feel I am FORCED to tell you....
Fi..........you have Electra in your signature and avatar......I'm sorry to be the one to tell you 🙁
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
He lives! Wickerman lives! 😱
Well you know, lives is a relative term. See, you would think Scotty is a normal guy, and would never suspect that he's actually a blood thirsty undead quadruped with the superpower to make people's genitals itch and burn.
why's everybody staring at me? come on people, he TOLD me it's a mutant superpower!!!!!!
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Well you know, lives is a relative term. See, you would think Scotty is a normal guy, and would never suspect that he's actually a blood thirsty undead quadruped with the superpower to make people's genitals itch and burn.why's everybody staring at me? come on people, he TOLD me it's a mutant superpower!!!!!!
I SAID that I had really bendy thumbs..... 😠
Originally posted by Dark UrizenIt is a relative term nowadays, people don't even answer my calls. 🙁 I'm immune to VD, it's one of my kit's superpowers. 😖hifty:
Well you know, lives is a relative term. See, you would think Scotty is a normal guy, and would never suspect that he's actually a blood thirsty undead quadruped with the superpower to make people's genitals itch and burn.
Originally posted by Dark UrizenI stare at you because you're awesome and sexah. 😉
why's everybody staring at me? come on people, he TOLD me it's a mutant superpower!!!!!!
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
all....hail......Lord Pe.....Oh, damn, you said Lord Pepsi. Hehe...see, I saw Lord PE - looked away because I assumed it was Lord Penis. dohyeah yeah...All hail Lord Pepsi. 👆
Well you my good sir, have a sick mind. And I will never admit to the fact that I actually wrote and deleted "Lord Penis" four times before actually typing "Lord Pepsi" mhm
No more antler strokes for you because you dared even imply such a horrible horrible thing!
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Well you my good sir, have a sick mind. And I will never admit to the fact that I actually wrote and deleted "Lord Penis" four times before actually typing "Lord Pepsi" mhmNo more antler strokes for you because you dared even imply such a horrible horrible thing!
I assure you my good woman, that more than just me myself and I assumed, that any thing either coming out of or going into your mouth that starts with PE would indeed be, penis. mhm
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
It is a relative term nowadays, people don't even answer my calls. 🙁 I'm immune to VD, it's one of my superpowers. 😖hifty:I stare at you because you're awesome and sexah. 😉
Oh man, that would be such a brilliant comic book character idea 😂
I can imagine the character trying to join the Avengers right now.
"So...you're kinda like wolverine huh?"
"no....not...really"
"Ok....umm...more like Sabretooth?"
"well....umm...no"
"Ok....errr...deadpool? "
"well ya see....no"
"But...you said healing factor"
"Well it's more like I can sleep with as many hookers as I want"
"oh....oh alright...well...I'm not sure if .....our organization is the best place for you....do you ....use any utility belts or anything?"
".........................................................................are you into that? naughty "
" 😘 "
Originally posted by Dark UrizenI'd like to be low profile like that, I wouldn't even advertise it. I'd just need a magic penis that doesn't fertilize unless I allow it.
Oh man, that would be such a brilliant comic book character idea 😂I can imagine the character trying to join the Avengers right now.
"So...you're kinda like wolverine huh?"
"no....not...really"
"Ok....umm...more like Sabretooth?"
"well....umm...no"
"Ok....errr...deadpool? "
"well ya see....no"
"But...you said healing factor"
"Well it's more like I can sleep with as many hookers as I want"
"oh....oh alright...well...I'm not sure if .....our organization is the best place for you....do you ....use any utility belts or anything?"
".........................................................................are you into that? naughty "
" 😘 "
I just got to thinking about how cool it would be to be a cleric nowadays, you get an std you can just cure it! 😖hifty: 😂