Once upon a time there was a Wickerman

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I assure you my good woman, that more than just me myself and I assumed, that any thing either coming out of or going into your mouth that starts with PE would indeed be, penis. mhm

I've actually been thinking of a retort for about 10 minutes now....I give up, that's just too funny and I'm too tired right now 😂

I'll come up with something later though 🙂

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
magic penis that doesn't fertilize

That just HAD to be in a post of its' very own 😆 😆 😂 😆 😆

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
That just HAD to be in a post of its' very own 😆 😆 😂 😆 😆

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I would have said "Magic Vagina that kills sperm on contact" but that might have crossed the rules. 😂

Yeah, and you'd also end up saying you want to have a magic vagina 😄

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I've actually been thinking of a retort for about 10 minutes now....I give up, that's just too funny and I'm too tired right now 😂

I'll come up with something later though 🙂

😂 😱 That's a first. It's usually the other way around.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Yeah, and you'd also end up saying you want to have a magic vagina 😄

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 😱 That's a first. It's usually the other way around.

Yeah, I was thinking of something like "in highschool you were called penis-porcupine" or something like that, but it would leave me open for rebuttals like "that's cause I'd stick anyone, you should know that" 😂

That's what really sucks about loving chess, you start thinking too many steps ahead and finally just decide "aaaah, screw it". 😮

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
But then he quit his job as a teacher and got a full time job + college + overtime.

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~vladimir~

I'm crying because I'm too smart to not get the point of this Thread. cry

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Well I'd have been on a hunt for a sidekick like that. We'd be VD and the Magic V. 😄

Who would be your archvillains? Captain In Vitro and Baron Fertility? 😂

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Yeah, I was thinking of something like "in highschool you were called penis-porcupine" or something like that, but it would leave me open for rebuttals like "that's cause I'd stick anyone, you should know that" 😂

That's what really sucks about loving chess, you start thinking too many steps ahead and finally just decide "aaaah, screw it". 😮

😆 Oh God....I wish you had have. I'd have poked you mercilessly.

Fukk. I'm getting the things I'd do to you confused again.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Who would be your archvillains? Captain In Vitro and Baron Fertility? 😂

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Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Who would be your archvillains? Captain In Vitro and Baron Fertility? 😂

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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
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Originally posted by Kongu Dude
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Oh dear, it's a laugh a minute now Vlad's back.

Scott, please open a new thread. You know what I'm talkin' about eyes

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😆 Oh God....I wish you had have. I'd have poked you mercilessly.

Fukk. I'm getting the things I'd do to you confused again.

you'd have shanked me without prejudice cry

Who's scott? dodgy

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
you'd have shanked me without prejudice cry

petpet

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Who's scott? dodgy

Moose 😄

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
No, you would be silly. 😛

So....I'd be an archvillain who's main theme is hating on a guy who's sterile...

Do you have any idea what kind of door of possible insults to various religions you've just opened up for me here? 😂