Who Has the Most Useless Mutant Power Ever?

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meggan

she just looks like whatever the people closest to her want her to look like
if she was in the antarctic she could grow thick fur....but why would she go there in the first place?

movie wise, of all three the spike faced kid, or is it Kid Omega or Quill?

Beak

he has a beak
he's covered in feathers
but the retard can't even fly

What about Jazz? His only power is to turn blue.

You all know nothing. I was reading this Captain Britain comic and there was this mutant with the power to explode. Except the mutant was a baby and when it exploded it killed itself and disfigured this guy.

Apart from that its between Angel and Cypher. Why do you think they killed Cypher? I think his powers were used so he could build stuff I think.

Theres angel...well why do you think they turned him into death? I mean until then all he could do is fly and look good. In terms of combat he really was almost ****ing useless. I mean when you think about it if you got into a fight with those wings there so big someone could easily target them.

Angel also has healing powers he could heal himself and others...

could he heal before he turned into archangel?

Yep.

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Originally posted by Kaos sebaceous
could he heal before he turned into archangel?

don't listen to batdude

he couldn't, lets have a recap

wing buds at twelve
first flight during college
lost wings during fight
got metallic wings from apocalypse and turned blue
got original wings back
had his life energies drained

it was after this event that his skin turned back to normal and he got healing powers

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Originally posted by Dr.Variant
cypher. his power is ****ing math. MATH. what the **** good is that
Originally posted by stickman618
meggan

she just looks like whatever the people closest to her want her to look like
if she was in the antarctic she could grow thick fur....but why would she go there in the first place?

Originally posted by Alfheim
You all know nothing.

Originally posted by Alfheim
Apart from that its between Angel and Cypher. Why do you think they killed Cypher? I think his powers were used so he could build stuff I think.

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Originally posted by xmarksthespot
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Now what do you want?

That's not Cypher's power.

The "You all know nothing." was very ironic.

N.B. nor is Meggan just an ordinary shapeshifter.

The most useless power is easily being blue, or being Beak.

Jazz..... the mutant with Blue SKin.....His Only power Yeah he is a wast of marvel space i dont understand why they let him maintain his powers

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
That's not Cypher's power.

I have not read anything about Cypher for a hundred years. What is his power?

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
The "You all know nothing." was very ironic.
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Man I was joking its the sort of thing Jeremy Clarkson says on Top Gear.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot

The most useless power is easily being blue, or being Beak.

Ok yeah, but you did not see my post about the baby mutant blowing up?

Whoa, whoa , whoa...xmarksthespot....on second thoughts are you telling me that the power to blow yourself up as a baby is less useless than turning blue and having a beak....and again you failed to notice this important point.

Originally posted by Alfheim
I have not read anything about Cypher for a hundred years. What is his power?
Instant comprehension of languages, written, spoken, nonverbal, human, alien, computer, not useful in a fight but still useful.
Originally posted by Alfheim
Man I was joking its the sort of thing Jeremy Clarkson says on Top Gear.
Jeremy Clarkson has the presence and the knowledge to pull it off though.
Originally posted by Alfheim
Ok yeah, but you did not see my post about the baby mutant blowing up?
One, I don't know if this mutant actually exists or what exactly you mean. Two, being blue is still more useless. As is being Beak.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Instant comprehension of languages, written, spoken, nonverbal, human, alien, computer, not useful in a fight but still useful.
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Jeremy Clarkson has the presence and the knowledge to pull it off though.
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Yeah whatever

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
One, I don't know if this mutant actually exists or what exactly you mean. [/B]

Two, being blue is still more useless. As is being Beak. [/B][/QUOTE]

I couldn't careless wether you know wether this mutant exists or not. I said its in Captain Britain, I think this is the series written by Alan Moore in the 80s.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Two, being blue is still more useless. As is being Beak. [/B]

let me get this straight a mutant power that makes you explode before you can grow up is less useless than being able to turn blue and having a beak?

Well nightcrawler has purple or blue skin and uses it for camoflage in the dark. A beak is pretty useless but can be used as a weapon to peck someone on the head.

Not to turn blue or to have a beak.

Jazz's power is being blue-skinned. That's all.
Beak is Beak. He's pathetic.

Nightcrawler has short blue fur and also a permanent appearance of shadow because of his connection to another dimension, that allows him to blend into shadows.