Question for the ladies

Mmmmm... rich, good looking, smart, funny guys with superpowers and enormous genitalia....droolio

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Mmmmm... rich, good looking, smart, funny guys with superpowers and enormous genitalia....droolio

Mmmmm... xmarksthespot....droolio

Next it will be your turn to create the impression of being on topic, m'kay?

I thought my last post was on topic... 😐 😬 droolio

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I thought my last post was on topic... 😐 😬 droolio

Yeah it was, I meant we switch roles..I ask you a question and you answer....droolio

Was this your question?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Next it will be your turn to create the impression of being on topic, m'kay?

droolio

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Was this your question?
Hmm... was that my question?

droolio

No

No

droolio

My question is this:

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow

[edit] droolio

hi everyone

I'm not sure if that was a dirty question or not...

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I'm not sure if that was a dirty question or not...

I think it is just a question about swallows....

Originally posted by Bardock42
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow

SOLDIER #1:
Where'd you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR:
We found them.
SOLDIER #1:
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR:
What do you mean?
SOLDIER #1:
Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
SOLDIER #1:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR:
Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1:
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1:
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR:
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
SOLDIER #1:
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
ARTHUR:
Please!
SOLDIER #1:
Am I right?
ARTHUR:
I'm not interested!
SOLDIER #2:
It could be carried by an African swallow!
SOLDIER #1:
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

Sorry, everyone, sorry, sorry. Couldn't resist, what.

Originally posted by Mindship
hysterical

SOLDIER #1:
Where'd you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR:
We found them.
SOLDIER #1:
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR:
What do you mean?
SOLDIER #1:
Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
SOLDIER #1:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR:
Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1:
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1:
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR:
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
SOLDIER #1:
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
ARTHUR:
Please!
SOLDIER #1:
Am I right?
ARTHUR:
I'm not interested!
SOLDIER #2:
It could be carried by an African swallow!
SOLDIER #1:
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

Sorry, everyone, sorry, sorry. Couldn't resist, what.

The movie is irresistible....I don't blame you.

well, i would need a guy 2 keep me satisfied, if u know what i mean 😉, and they need 2 have a big ding dong, nice, funny, NOT A CHEATER, doesn't mind gurl 2 gurl action

ok, dont worry i was kidding about the gurl 2 gurl thing!!!!!

Originally posted by #1avalon_fan
ok, dont worry i was kidding about the gurl 2 gurl thing!!!!!

Why should we worry about that? Latent homophobe?

blue...

...NO YELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooow

It's funny, there was basically this very same discussion in another forum. The first response of many women is that they want a nice guy. But even some of the women said this was bullshit. I dated a girl a long time ago who told me she found nice guys boring. While there are definitly some exceptions I think most girls prefer a guy who treats them somewhat badly because they find that kind of guy more exciting. The bad boy usually wins out.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why should we worry about that? Latent homophobe?

Would you ladies date this guy if he had millions?

You guys are perverts.

Holy crap, its a real mutant! Whats his superpower??