Question for the ladies

Originally posted by Milkie
Would you ladies date this guy if he had millions?

That's just disturbing...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You guys are perverts.

Is that a no?

Pff...shallowness to the max.

Question for the ladies: What is it exactly that I do that makes me so irresistible? I'm looking for a specific answer; is it the cock, the balls, the charm, the wit, the money, or the brains? Perhaps an amalgamation of all of them?

Please tell.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Question for the ladies: What is it exactly that I do that makes me so irresistible? I'm looking for a specific answer; is it the cock, the balls, the charm, the wit, the money, or the brains? Perhaps an amalgamation of all of them?

Please tell.

I think it's the name....

'Yahweh'?

Oops, I said it.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
'Yahweh'?

Oops, I said it.

Yeah, the chicks dig it.

Dig, dug, digging.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
'Yahweh'?

Oops, I said it.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Dig, dug, digging.

Dick, Duck, Digging for fire?

Originally posted by Darth_Erebus
It's funny, there was basically this very same discussion in another forum. The first response of many women is that they want a nice guy. But even some of the women said this was bullshit. I dated a girl a long time ago who told me she found nice guys boring. While there are definitly some exceptions I think most girls prefer a guy who treats them somewhat badly because they find that kind of guy more exciting. The bad boy usually wins out.

Yeah, but girls usually don't put up with the bad boy for very long.

Generally speaking, girls want a guy who's a bit of both...tough, but still with a side of niceness to him. Who the holy hell wants a complete arseh*le?😖

Originally posted by Roulette
Yeah, but girls usually don't put up with the bad boy for very long.

Generally speaking, girls want a guy who's a bit of both...tough, but still with a side of niceness to him. Who the holy hell wants a complete arseh*le?😖

I've said that from the beginning before we got into the whole creepy porn a pictures fiasco. lol

Originally posted by Roulette
Yeah, but girls usually don't put up with the bad boy for very long.

Generally speaking, girls want a guy who's a bit of both...tough, but still with a side of niceness to him. Who the holy hell wants a complete arseh*le?😖

Anyway, I was reading an article in the paper about Ted Bundy [the mass murderer] being on trial in Florida. In the article it said the courtroom was filled with women waiting to give him flowers, love letters and wedding ****ing proposals ... and I'm afraid to say that the first thing that entered my head was: 'And I'm not getting laid.' What am I doing wrong? I read another article, a woman is suing the state of Wisconsin. Here's why: She married a fella. He's on death row. Why is he on death row? He killed 8 women ... he has AIDS, and she's suing the state for rights of conjugal visits. And I'm afraid to say that the first thing that came to my head was: 'And I'm not getting laid.' OK, what exactly are you ladies looking for in a man here? They must have been heavy on the old sense of humour that you always talk about in your little women's polls. 'Ted Bundy, that old whip, he's hilarious. Some of the things Ted would do, he kills me. I overlooked the whole mass murder things 'cause he kept me in stitches.' It's just depressing. Michael Bolton, Garth Brooks, achey breaky ****ing dick this guy is, Ted Bundy getting wedding proposals. You know, we're ****ed up here. I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' He's Satan. 'You don't know him like I do.' He's the Prince of Darkness. 'I can change him.'

- Bill Hicks

What I got from that is that you want to ass-rape Satan. Is that right? Also, that your real name is Bill Hicks, and that you like cheese. Is there anything I've missed?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
What I got from that is that you want to ass-rape Satan. Is that right? Also, that your real name is Bill Hicks, and that you like cheese. Is there anything I've missed?

That's all true, but you also missed that I died at the age of 32 of Pancreatic cancer.

That's because I was stabbing a jellyfish in the stink-hole as I read that.

Distorted my vision, man. Distorted my vision.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
That's because I was stabbing a jellyfish in the stink-hole as I read that.

Distorted my vision, man. Distorted my vision.

Did the Jelly Fish win?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Anyway, I was reading an article in the paper about Ted Bundy [the mass murderer] being on trial in Florida. In the article it said the courtroom was filled with women waiting to give him flowers, love letters and wedding ****ing proposals ... and I'm afraid to say that the first thing that entered my head was: 'And I'm not getting laid.' What am I doing wrong? I read another article, a woman is suing the state of Wisconsin. Here's why: She married a fella. He's on death row. Why is he on death row? He killed 8 women ... he has AIDS, and she's suing the state for rights of conjugal visits. And I'm afraid to say that the first thing that came to my head was: 'And I'm not getting laid.' OK, what exactly are you ladies looking for in a man here? They must have been heavy on the old sense of humour that you always talk about in your little women's polls. 'Ted Bundy, that old whip, he's hilarious. Some of the things Ted would do, he kills me. I overlooked the whole mass murder things 'cause he kept me in stitches.' It's just depressing. Michael Bolton, Garth Brooks, achey breaky ****ing dick this guy is, Ted Bundy getting wedding proposals. You know, we're ****ed up here. I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' He's Satan. 'You don't know him like I do.' He's the Prince of Darkness. 'I can change him.'

- Bill Hicks

Strange how some men seem to think that all women in the world are the same, want the same, are turned on by the same things and look for the same.

Originally posted by The Omega
Strange how some men seem to think that all women in the world are the same, want the same, are turned on by the same things and look for the same.

I don't know any men that do think so...

Originally posted by The Omega
Strange how some men seem to think that all women in the world are the same, want the same, are turned on by the same things and look for the same.

You really need to read books on how to pick up girls 😉