Question for the ladies

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Originally posted by El_NINO
You really need to read books on how to pick up girls 😉

Why should I do that?
I'm not a lesbian! 😉

Originally posted by Bardock42
Did the Jelly Fish win?

Are there any winners in the game of love?

Originally posted by The Omega
Why should I do that?
I'm not a lesbian! 😉

I never did say your lesbian... (are you by the way 😛 )... but no guy thinks all girls are the same, I can base that from myself and my friends.

Lesbians = 💃

Gay males = 😂

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Are there any winners in the game of love?
It's that dumping of your girlfriend again isn't it???

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Are there any winners in the game of love?

Yeah, it's usually the Jelly Fish

Originally posted by Bardock42
Anyway, I was reading an article in the paper about Ted Bundy [the mass murderer] being on trial in Florida. In the article it said the courtroom was filled with women waiting to give him flowers, love letters and wedding ****ing proposals ... and I'm afraid to say that the first thing that entered my head was: 'And I'm not getting laid.' What am I doing wrong? I read another article, a woman is suing the state of Wisconsin. Here's why: She married a fella. He's on death row. Why is he on death row? He killed 8 women ... he has AIDS, and she's suing the state for rights of conjugal visits. And I'm afraid to say that the first thing that came to my head was: 'And I'm not getting laid.' OK, what exactly are you ladies looking for in a man here? They must have been heavy on the old sense of humour that you always talk about in your little women's polls. 'Ted Bundy, that old whip, he's hilarious. Some of the things Ted would do, he kills me. I overlooked the whole mass murder things 'cause he kept me in stitches.' It's just depressing. Michael Bolton, Garth Brooks, achey breaky ****ing dick this guy is, Ted Bundy getting wedding proposals. You know, we're ****ed up here. I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' He's Satan. 'You don't know him like I do.' He's the Prince of Darkness. 'I can change him.'

- Bill Hicks

Bardock I'm going to tell you something that not many men know. There are some sick desperate bitches in this world. They'll do anything to to refrain from being alone even if it means trying to pick up psychotic serial killers. There's most likely a lot more that goes with it there must be some reason they date theses bad boys or the "mentally deranged".

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Bardock I'm going to tell you something that not many men know. There are some sick desperate bitches in this world. They'll do anything to to refrain from being alone even if it means trying to pick up psychotic serial killers. There's most likely a lot more that goes with it there must be some reason they date theses bad boys or the "mentally deranged".

Really? I just thought women are over the board crazy things who like to have sex with mass-murderers.

But thanks for the advice, I will use it...well....not in the obvious way...I promise.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Really? I just thought women are over the board crazy things who like to have sex with mass-murderers.

But thanks for the advice, I will use it...well....not in the obvious way...I promise.

Oh don't get me wrong some of them are just crazy ass skanky, bitches but, there are some that were probably raised around a sick freak like him and feel they need that in their life. 😬

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh don't get me wrong some of them are just crazy ass skanky, bitches but, there are some that were probably raised around a sick freak like him and feel they need that in their life. 😬

Yeah, but it's a general observation that women do indeed enjoy some sort of badass attitude, isn't it? Bill Hicks, just pointed it out to a ridiculous extend.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, but it's a general observation that women do indeed enjoy some sort of badass attitude, isn't it? Bill Hicks, just pointed it out to a ridiculous extend.

Yeah a little just don't go overboard and for every girl who likes a bad boy there's one that doesn't. Well maybe like every two girls lol.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Yeah a little just don't go overboard and for every girl who likes a bad boy there's one that doesn't. Well maybe like every two girls lol.

I wonder if that is true.

I mean, obviously girls will claim that. Those who will then run off with the cool ******* afterwards, too. Floo will know what I'm talking about. It's alright mate, he's not better than you.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I wonder if that is true.

I mean, obviously girls will claim that. Those who will then run off with the cool ******* afterwards, too. Floo will know what I'm talking about. It's alright mate, he's not better than you.

Some people are just confused.😬

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Some people are just confused.😬

What is that supposed to mean?

Originally posted by Bardock42
What is that supposed to mean?

These girls when young will want the bad guy but, the minute they're ready to get married a they'll go straight for the nice, reliable, goody too shoes boy. lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
These girls when young will want the bad guy but, the minute they're ready to get married a they'll go straight for the nice, reliable, goody too shoes boy. lol

And that is better than always going for the bad guy....how?

Originally posted by Bardock42
And that is better than always going for the bad guy....how?

The bad guy is an experiment to be honest. There are some things a bad guy has a good boy doesn't it's the way they talk, their confidence but, at the same times these are the things that will later cause complications in the whole relationship. Some girls grow out of the bad boy thing, some don't and some just avoid it completely.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
The bad guy is an experiment to be honest. There are some things a bad guy has a good boy doesn't it's the way they talk, their confidence but, at the same times these are the things that will later cause complications in the whole relationship. Some girls grow out of the bad boy thing, some don't and some just avoid it completely.

So it is not really an incorrect observation that a good percentage of women actually go for guys who treat them badly.

Originally posted by Bardock42
So it is not really an incorrect observation that a good percentage of women actually go for guys who treat them badly.

Exactly. ✅ And some like the attention.😬

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Exactly. ✅ And some like the attention.😬
Well, don't the "good guys" give a girl more attention?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Exactly. ✅ And some like the attention.😬

It's the stupidest ****ing thing I've ever heard. And it's also why I like older women, they have their shit together already.