Random Person IM'ed Me, So... [Redux]
[email protected] = Some random douche...
[Uniquely Unoriginal] = The One and Only...me.
As always feel free to IM this idiot.
[email protected] says:
I got my MSN Names from http://www.IM-Names.com, they're free!
hello
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Who the **** are you?
[email protected] says:
who the **** r u
u there or not
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
I'm here, but I'm not going to talk until you tell me who you are.
[email protected] says:
u tell first
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
You're the one who IM'ed me, so I'm telling you jack shit.
[email protected] says:
ok my name is hak
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Don't care.
[email protected] says:
urs
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Uniquely 🙄
[email protected] says:
r u a girl
or a boy
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Do you want me to be a girl?
[email protected] says:
ok boy
where do u live
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Nunya
[email protected] says:
i got ur email from the internet
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Mmhmm, and where did you find it?
[email protected] says:
it shown a sexy girl on it
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Yeah, that's not me.
[email protected] says:
internet
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
What site numbnuts?
[email protected] says:
it was some sex site
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Awesome, go play knuckle pool somewhere else.
[email protected] says:
i swear
i got it from the internet
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
I swear too, ****...shit...*****...****
[email protected] says:
from that site
mind ur language dude
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
But I dun wanna...🙁
[email protected] says:
im tryin to be ur friend and u r just cursin me
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
I'm so sorry...I was trying to be funny. 🙁
[email protected] says:
thankx
u live in usa
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Nah, just joshin' ya, ****er.
[email protected] says:
u started again
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
There's no off switch.
[email protected] says:
🙂
u live in usa
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
France actually.
[email protected] says:
oh
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Which is surprisingly funny, because my grammar seems to be better than yours.
[email protected] says:
very funny
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Why did you be-otches change the French Fry to the Freedom Fry?
[email protected] says:
can i see ur pic
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Can I see your nuts?
[email protected] says:
what?
shut up
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
1234
Make me.
[email protected] says:
ok be serious
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Ok.
[email protected] says:
wanna be friends
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
I'll attempt.
Not really.
[email protected] says:
r u serious
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
So, what porn site was it you were browsing? Some gay, pedo stuff involving horses shitting on them?
[email protected] says:
i dont remember the sites name
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
What is goat.se?
[email protected] says:
i browsed it from yahoo
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Because that was shut down you know.
[email protected] says:
ill talk 2 u tomorrow
what time
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Any time you want to big boy. 😉
[email protected] says:
thankx dude
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
You're welcome...I guess.
[email protected] says:
whats the time in france
now
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
**** if I know. Why did you think I'm in France? Dumbass stoners, I swear.
[email protected] says:
then where r u
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Hoboken, New Jersey
[email protected] says:
my dads there also
i was born there
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
He's serving time too?
It's amazing that they let us have computer time in prison now.
[email protected] says:
its 11:40 pm there
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
12:40pm, close but no Monica Lewinsky cigar if you catch my drift.
12:40am I mean.
I should lay off the hash brownies.
My mom snuck em in.
[email protected] says:
ill talk to u at same time tomorrow
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Awesome. See you then.
Remember, don't drop the soap!
[email protected] says:
friends
HAK says:
🙂
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
As long as you stay away from my ass, I protect it enough as it is.
HAK says:
have sweet dreams
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
I'll try.
HAK says:
**** u
bye
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Whatever...
Bye sweety.
HAK says:
ur a girl
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
😕 How did you know?
HAK says:
i just know
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Sherlock Mother****in' Holmes and shit. Wow.
HAK says:
see
bye babes
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
I see London, I see France...hey we came full circle.