Random Person IM'ed Me, So... [Redux]

Started by LanceWindu3 pages
Originally posted by Valharu
And how would one find these sites. 😖hifty:
Originally posted by Leo.M
Meet me at McD's 😆

"Hey hun, meet me in the playroom at McDonald's, I'll be the one in pigtails and pink booty shorts that say 'Sexy' on the butt."

Originally posted by LanceWindu

Google???? What the f*ck is a google?

Originally posted by Lord Saboteur

😆 😆

Nothing beats the last time you did this though, Ken. 😆 Awesome.

Originally posted by Lord Saboteur

I think his finger is broken. dodgy

Originally posted by Itzak
😆 😆

Nothing beats the last you did this though, Ken. 😆 Awesome.

I think his finger is broken. dodgy

I'm hoping this one gets even better though. 😛

Originally posted by Lord Saboteur

😆 ... 😂

Originally posted by Itzak
I think his finger is broken. dodgy
I think it's more than his finger.. 😖hifty:

Bumpalicious

😂 That's so awesome.

Originally posted by Lana
😆

How do these people find you?!


That's what I was wondering. shock I don't get how people we've never met find our email addresses.

Originally posted by Itzak
😆 😆

Nothing beats the last time you did this though, Ken. 😆 Awesome.


😂

Part One

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Originally posted by LanceWindu

So we can post pics with **** in it.

Originally posted by Barker
😂

Part One

"No, why would I stick a phone up my ass?"
"no, talk dirty to sme1 on the phone"

😂

I almost forgot how stupid she was.

Originally posted by Bloigen
So we can post pics with **** in it.

I dunno.

Originally posted by Itzak
"No, why would I stick a phone up my ass?"
"no, talk dirty to sme1 on the phone"

😂

I almost forgot how stupid she was.

I couldn't forget her, too idiotic.

Originally posted by Barker
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Part One


"You've never thought about gaschmogiting your dad's fahoogly?"

Good times. 😆

The story: Friend of mine was added randomly and then this bigshit tried to "Cyber-rape" her (wtf) so with a little help from LanceWindu I screwed with his mind for it.

[13:51] camerabreaker21: Hey
[13:51] camerabreaker21: how r u?
[13:53] bigshit_092000: Do i know you
[13:54] camerabreaker21: no
[13:54] bigshit_092000: ?
[13:54] camerabreaker21: what ur name?
[13:54] bigshit_092000: How did you find my screen name
[13:55] camerabreaker21: on yahoo
[13:55] bigshit_092000: Brandon
[13:55] camerabreaker21: im michelle
[13:56] bigshit_092000: Ok, hi
[13:56] camerabreaker21: hi brandon
[13:56] camerabreaker21: how old
[13:56] camerabreaker21: r
[13:56] camerabreaker21: u?
[13:57] bigshit_092000: 15 you?
[13:57] camerabreaker21: i am
[13:57] camerabreaker21: fifteen
[13:58] camerabreaker21: r u
[13:58] camerabreaker21: circumsi
[13:58] camerabreaker21: zed
[13:58] *** bigshit_092000 has added you to their contact list with reason: "(null)". You may choose to accept or deny this action. You may also add this user to your contact list or ignore this user.
[13:58] *** You have been successfully added to bigshit_092000's contact list.
[13:58] camerabreaker21: sorry i keep hitting enter
[13:58] camerabreaker21: on accident
[13:59] bigshit_092000: Yes, why do you want to know
[13:59] camerabreaker21: i only tlk to men
[13:59] camerabreaker21: who
[13:59] camerabreaker21: r circumsized
[14:00] bigshit_092000: Ok, why
[14:00] camerabreaker21: becuz it tastes funn
[14:00] camerabreaker21: y otherwise
[14:00] camerabreaker21: its so gorss
[14:01] bigshit_092000: Ummmm... Ok
[14:02] camerabreaker21: need to pressure wsh in there ewwww
[14:02] bigshit_092000: Are you sexy?
[14:02] bigshit_092000: Ewwww
[14:03] camerabreaker21: ys i m sexy how bout u
[14:04] bigshit_092000: I guess i am
[14:05] bigshit_092000: Discribe your self
[14:05] camerabreaker21: my boobs r 36c
[14:05] camerabreaker21: i hve a small ass tho
[14:05] bigshit_092000: Ok
[14:06] bigshit_092000: Thats ok
[14:06] camerabreaker21: u lyk small asses?
[14:06] camerabreaker21: u lke anal?
[14:07] bigshit_092000: Do you shave your pussy
[14:07] camerabreaker21: yes do u shve ur *******
[14:08] bigshit_092000: I bett you have a nice ass
[14:08] camerabreaker21: i bet u have a smll penis
[14:08] bigshit_092000: Wtf
[14:09] bigshit_092000: No
[14:09] camerabreaker21: is it big
[14:09] camerabreaker21: wnt to cyb3r?
[14:09] bigshit_092000: Yes
[14:10] bigshit_092000: Yea, u do most the talkin thougg
[14:11] bigshit_092000: How many fingers can you fit in your wett warm pussy
[14:11] camerabreaker21: 3
[14:12] camerabreaker21: Sorry to break it to you, but you are one sick shit and a ****ing douchebag. Why don't you try one of those penis enlargment pills so you have a bit of confidence in yourself and don't have to try to "Cyber-rape" people. You've just been pwned by NineCoronas.

😐 😆