Random Person IM'ed Me, So... [Redux]

Started by RogerRamjet3 pages

from a legal p.o.w. no one has been raped...

Originally posted by Leo.M
😆

tell him your 12 years old next time you talk to him 😆

and then have online sex and after ur done say ur gonna take pictures of the screen and ur gonna report him tot he cops if he doesnt stop IM'ing you for underage sex and stuff 😛

Originally posted by LanceWindu
[b][email protected] = Some random douche...
[Uniquely Unoriginal] = The One and Only...me.

As always feel free to IM this idiot.

[email protected] says:
I got my MSN Names from http://www.IM-Names.com, they're free!
hello
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Who the **** are you?
[email protected] says:
who the **** r u
u there or not
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
I'm here, but I'm not going to talk until you tell me who you are.
[email protected] says:
u tell first
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
You're the one who IM'ed me, so I'm telling you jack shit.
[email protected] says:
ok my name is hak
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Don't care.
[email protected] says:
urs
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Uniquely 🙄
[email protected] says:
r u a girl
or a boy
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Do you want me to be a girl?
[email protected] says:
ok boy
where do u live
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Nunya
[email protected] says:
i got ur email from the internet
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Mmhmm, and where did you find it?
[email protected] says:
it shown a sexy girl on it
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Yeah, that's not me.
[email protected] says:
internet
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
What site numbnuts?
[email protected] says:
it was some sex site
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Awesome, go play knuckle pool somewhere else.
[email protected] says:
i swear
i got it from the internet
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
I swear too, ****...shit...*****...****
[email protected] says:
from that site
mind ur language dude
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
But I dun wanna...🙁
[email protected] says:
im tryin to be ur friend and u r just cursin me
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
I'm so sorry...I was trying to be funny. 🙁
[email protected] says:
thankx
u live in usa
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Nah, just joshin' ya, ****er.
[email protected] says:
u started again
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
There's no off switch.
[email protected] says:
🙂
u live in usa
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
France actually.
[email protected] says:
oh
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Which is surprisingly funny, because my grammar seems to be better than yours.
[email protected] says:
very funny
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Why did you be-otches change the French Fry to the Freedom Fry?
[email protected] says:
can i see ur pic
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Can I see your nuts?
[email protected] says:
what?
shut up
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
1234
Make me.
[email protected] says:
ok be serious
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Ok.
[email protected] says:
wanna be friends
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
I'll attempt.
Not really.
[email protected] says:
r u serious
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
So, what porn site was it you were browsing? Some gay, pedo stuff involving horses shitting on them?
[email protected] says:
i dont remember the sites name
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
What is goat.se?
[email protected] says:
i browsed it from yahoo
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Because that was shut down you know.
[email protected] says:
ill talk 2 u tomorrow
what time
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Any time you want to big boy. 😉
[email protected] says:
thankx dude
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
You're welcome...I guess.
[email protected] says:
whats the time in france
now
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
**** if I know. Why did you think I'm in France? Dumbass stoners, I swear.
[email protected] says:
then where r u
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Hoboken, New Jersey
[email protected] says:
my dads there also
i was born there
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
He's serving time too?
It's amazing that they let us have computer time in prison now.
[email protected] says:
its 11:40 pm there
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
12:40pm, close but no Monica Lewinsky cigar if you catch my drift.
12:40am I mean.
I should lay off the hash brownies.
My mom snuck em in.
[email protected] says:
ill talk to u at same time tomorrow
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Awesome. See you then.
Remember, don't drop the soap!
[email protected] says:
friends
HAK says:
🙂
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
As long as you stay away from my ass, I protect it enough as it is.
HAK says:
have sweet dreams
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
I'll try.
HAK says:
**** u
bye
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Whatever...
Bye sweety.
HAK says:
ur a girl
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
😕 How did you know?
HAK says:
i just know
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
Sherlock Mother****in' Holmes and shit. Wow.
HAK says:
see
bye babes
[Uniquely Unoriginal] says:
I see London, I see France...hey we came full circle. [/B]

OMFG, all these months later and this guy IM's me again still thinking I'm some porn star from a site.

crylaugh