Delta vs SAS

Originally posted by MichaelTeam2
This sounds like some of the biggest BS I have ever heard. I showed my friends on the team some of the stuff you are guys are saying and I had them all cracking up. Come on you are sworn to secrecy and you have 8.7 hours of vacation time. If you had 8.7 seven hours of vacation time then I guess posting this bull on forums is part of your job. Can you please not break the law and impersonate government agents thank you.

I've no doubt that a person of your low clearance and pay-grade would see what I said as being tomfoolery, but assure you it's 100% true.

Moderating all threats is part of my job, specifically posting here and the thousands of other websites and forums would be part of that job as well. I'll let you in on a little secret, 17 seconds before I typed the first letter to this reply I had killed seven hostiles, captured Class 11 intel, destroyed the prototype of what you'll likely hear about in the next 18 to 27 months as "Turbo Anthrax" and saved four innocents that had been marked as collateral damage. IMO, going above your mission is the only way to operate.

Originally posted by Robtard
I've no doubt that a person of your low clearance and pay-grade would see what I said as being tomfoolery, but assure you it's 100% true.

Moderating all threats is part of my job, specifically posting here and the thousands of other websites and forums would be part of that job as well. I'll let you in on a little secret, 17 seconds before I typed the first letter to this reply I had killed seven hostiles, captured Class 11 intel, destroyed the prototype of what you'll likely hear about in the next 18 to 27 months as "Turbo Anthrax" and saved four innocents that had been marked as collateral damage. IMO, going above your mission is the only way to operate.

The CIA is currently working on a super-soldier program and is months away from human testing.Due to my flawless track record I'm currently at the top of the list, if I so choose. Though I can say this without pride or arrogance, I don't see how one can improve on perfection.

Originally posted by Robtard
The CIA is currently working on a super-soldier program and is months away from human testing.Due to my flawless track record I'm currently at the top of the list, if I so choose. Though I can say this without pride or arrogance, I don't see how one can improve on perfection.

I'll have to talk to the CIA about this...

Originally posted by Robtard
The CIA is currently working on a super-soldier program and is months away from human testing.Due to my flawless track record I'm currently at the top of the list, if I so choose. Though I can say this without pride or arrogance, I don't see how one can improve on perfection.

Originally posted by Mindset
Yea, it would be kind of redundant. 😬

I'll have to talk to the CIA about this...

Do me a favor and let them know that I'd like to donate 87.3% of my salary for the next 10 consecutive years to America's wounded troops and 12.6% to America's interracial orphans.

Not sure when I'll be stateside next and I'd hate to do something of this importance not in person or in person by proxy.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
If you get an option for personal touches to your uniform, I suggest picking the Cap'n. The CIA can definitely shell out some of their precious nano-carbovibranium reserves for a shield. And possible cape.

Excellent. I'll pass this up the chain.

FW: To the [real] director of the CIA
CC: President Barack Obama
CC: The Joint Chiefs

Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
Cool, I'm in Delta Farce.

That was a test because I was trying to find out if you are lying. Although I highly doubt you are telling the truth about typing that reply 17 seconds after a mission and it is also highly unlikely that you counted 17 seconds. I think I trust you are In with the CIA. Congrats on your previous mission accomplishments sir. I just passed green team I'm still shooting to make it to such a prestigious position as you.

Did you know I once played baseball and the ball went right over my head?

What the heck? Haha that's a great story I played varsity baseball in highschool

In the CIA you're trained to never let balls go over your head. One tried to once; I shot it down.

In another words there are no gays in the CIA?

Gays are too valuable in keeping America safe to keep at the CIA. They're deep field operatives who work in hostile territory, seducing and converting the enemy, making them too sexed/AIDS'd up to fight.

Originally posted by MichaelTeam2
That was a test because I was trying to find out if you are lying. Although I highly doubt you are telling the truth about typing that reply 17 seconds after a mission and it is also highly unlikely that you counted 17 seconds. I think I trust you are In with the CIA. Congrats on your previous mission accomplishments sir. I just passed green team I'm still shooting to make it to such a prestigious position as you.

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Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
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Originally posted by MichaelTeam2
In another words there are no gays in the CIA?

Nope. The FBI and NAVY though...

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Gays are too valuable in keeping America safe to keep at the CIA. They're deep field operatives who work in hostile territory, seducing and converting the enemy, making them too sexed/AIDS'd up to fight.

Don't try to downplay the truth, you CommuNazi terror-hippie.

After 5 showers I still smell like crap from sniper school. And I have my graduating ceremony tomorrow