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Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Smelling bad is part of sniper's life, you should be reveling in it.

Mindset Senior Member

Originally posted by MichaelTeam2
After 5 showers I still smell like crap from sniper school. And I have my graduating ceremony tomorrow

Showers?

Are you a little dainty girl?

Bouboumaster Senior Member

Canada ftw.

Deal with it!

Mindset Senior Member

That doesn't make any sense.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by MichaelTeam2
After 5 showers I still smell like crap from sniper school. And I have my graduating ceremony tomorrow

In the CIA we're trained to never smell, it could reveal your position.

Mindset Senior Member

Originally posted by Robtard
In the CIA we're trained to never smell, it could reveal your position.

Have you started training on not emitting any heat so infrared sensors can't pick you up?

I believe that was in my memo I sent to the CIA.

Robtard Senor Member

Done. Not only do I not give off heat, I can emit cold, if the need should arise.

Mindset Senior Member

You are our best. 👆

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by Robtard
Done. Not only do I not give off heat, I can emit cold, if the need should arise.

I know the CIA usually like to get a job done fast, but in cases of long-lasting subterfuge, are you trained to emit gamma particles to give targets cancer?

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I know the CIA usually like to get a job done fast, but in cases of long-lasting subterfuge, are you trained to emit gamma particles to give targets cancer?

How do you think we got that bastard Kim Jong-il?

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Ooooohh, sneaky.

MichaelTeam2 Member

Originally posted by Robtard
I've no doubt that a person of your low clearance and pay-grade would see what I said as being tomfoolery, but assure you it's 100% true.
Moderating all threats is part of my job, specifically posting here and the thousands of other websites and forums would be part of that job as well. I'll let you in on a little secret, 17 seconds before I typed the first letter to this reply I had killed seven hostiles, captured Class 11 intel, destroyed the prototype of what you'll likely hear about in the next 18 to 27 months as "Turbo Anthrax" and saved four innocents that had been marked as collateral damage. IMO, going above your mission is the only way to operate.

I may be of low clearance compared to you but compared to most other military men I'm pretty high and elite. I started out getting paid dirt but now I officially specialize in everything because I just completed sniper school. I now get paid over 100,000 more than when I joined. When I saw you giving all of your pay check away for the next ten years it was pretty clear that you are a selfless man and you truly serve the country.

Mr. Tibbs Senior Member

Originally posted by MichaelTeam2
I may be of low clearance compared to you but compared to most other military men I'm pretty high and elite. I started out getting paid dirt but now I officially specialize in everything because I just completed sniper school. I now get paid over 100,000 more than when I joined. When I saw you giving all of your pay check away for the next ten years it was pretty clear that you are a selfless man and you truly serve the country.

All this, yet you find the time to post on an internet movie forum?

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by MichaelTeam2
I now get paid over 100,000 more than when I joined.

Were you getting paid with a penny?

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Were you getting paid with a penny?

No, he was paying them about $34K a year to be a SEAL, it would seem.

MichaelTeam2 Member

Originally posted by Robtard
No, he was paying them about $34K a year to be a SEAL, it would seem.

Yes that's correct so I'm making pretty good money I'd say. My wife's and attorney and gets paid about the same.

MichaelTeam2 Member

Originally posted by Robtard
In the CIA we're trained to never smell, it could reveal your position.

My parents are coming and we were told to "wash up" I usually don't mind smell. That's a bad idea because smelling has saved my life several times if its smelling fires to find enemy camps or anything for that matter.

MichaelTeam2 Member

Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
All this, yet you find the time to post on an internet movie forum?

It could get pretty boring back at the base you would be surprised.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by MichaelTeam2
Yes that's correct so I'm making pretty good money I'd say. My wife's and attorney and gets paid about the same.

So... you were giving the government money to allow you to be a SEAL? Huh. That either makes you the very best of soldiers, or the very very worst.

Mr. Tibbs Senior Member

So he's a SEAL and an uber sniper. Is he a ninja too?