The Drunken Jesus Thread

You? In the middle of something? Ha... *laugh* *laugh* *tear* *tear*

I'm jerking it, okay!

Dude, not cool.

i'll be with you in a minute

don't touch me!

what? no, that's not wha....

RAPE!

i'm not even t....

RAPE!!

if you scream rape one more time, i'll kill you... that's no lie.

you don't have the gibblets

don't make me do it

you'd never mhm

Oh I'll do it.

Do it already

If you rat on me 13 or 14 more times, I'll definitely do it.

Fair enough.

Do you find it sad that we're talking to ourselves?

Don't you find it sad that I'm referring myself as the third... second person?

What else are we supposed to do?