The Drunken Jesus Thread

Talk to, you know... people.

why the hell would i do that?

To not look like a complete lunatic

Pfft i'm no lunatic yo

Says who?

Says me!

Exactly.

Don't exactly me.

Do you see yourself?

In my dreams I do... I have like an overview of myself, like i'm watching a movie starring me... what do you think that means?

It means you're gonna die a horrible death

You're such a jerk... go hug a man for once.

I'm not gay.

Hugging a man doesn't make you gay. Hugging a tranny does.

Uh oh shock

Oh no you di'int shock

I didn't know until i felt something rub up against my leg.

I guess it's okay if you didn't know.

And then stuff happened lookaround

Awkward shock