The Drunken Jesus Thread

Yup. It does make you cool.

I know, I just felt good holding it. I think it goes good for me. But I was holding the pen on the wrong side so it didn't taste too good.

Cigarettes are da bomb!

But hey take my advice and don't start smoking.

Why?

Oh I don't know, maybe because it causes cancer.

Yeah but it makes me look cool so it's an even trade.

And who the hell are to tell me what to do, you just finished telling me that smoking was "da bomb".

I was being sarcastic.

Oh. Every smoker I've asked why they smoked they all came up with the same answer "I don't know". Atleast when I'm asked i can tell them I wanted to look cool.

I think you'll look like a retard.

Hey! We do not like to be called that. It's little people.

So I was thinking of finding myself a cute little cyclops to go out with.

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
So I was thinking of finding myself a cute little cyclops to go out with.

1eye

i am here to see jesus do the walk on water action.

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
So I was thinking of finding myself a cute little cyclops to go out with.

But think about it, how many people do you see walking down the street with one eye?

All right I'll think about it....

None.

Exactly. I'll be the only man on earth with a one of a kind girl. And I can honestly say she's "one of a kind".

And where exactly are you going to find this cyclops?

Space.

Oh right space, yes, stupid me.