The Drunken Jesus Thread

So if I get her from another planet, imagine what kind of kinky sex we'll be having.

I don't want to.

I have a semi hard on just thinking about it.

Just lovely.... are you done talking yet?

I'll get one with big jugs too. whoa droolio

*knocks you out*

Bumparooni

Yeah, I was gonna type in here but I don't feel like it anymore.

Lazy.

........talking to yourself?

Originally posted by LizzyT123
........talking to yourself?

yes, right

Hey man what's up. How's my... whoa, it smells like cock in here.

I'm lonely.

its all you

What have you been doing all day?

Erm... downloading porn, drinking beers, looking at nudy magazines.

um, I walked around a lot today, checked out a cemetary, lmao, you?

So... do you have a life?

This is my life.