Okay I have more time now to post now so here is how a GOOD spider-man movie could have been made DBZ.Get rid of those infernal organics and the green goblin costume,do mary janes character justice.Make her character like the comic Mary Jane.Why cant hollywood get Mary Janes character right? Even in the 90's cartoon which is by far much better than these crappy man-spider movies and the best screen adaptation yet,they screwed her character up as well and made her much more like Gwen as well. I guess hollywood has never done M.J's character justuce because they must be thinking why would pete want to be around a self centered girl like that? Thats inexcusable though.
For starters.get rid of that stupid narration at the beginning of-you want to know who I am,are you sure you want to know who I am? and the end narration as well.however leave the opening beginning credits in there that they had.The way it all started off seemed promising and even though I knew organics were going to be in the movie,i was thinking at that point it would be a good movie. Show him as being really unpopular at school with the kids like they did in the comics.They didnt show the audience what a bookworm he was and how he was picked on by his peers.It wasnt just Flash that picked on him,others made fun of him as well. That could have all been demonstrated at the beginning by him leaving school late by staying afterwards on a friday afternoon in class.He then goes out and talks to some girls about going to a science exhibit with him to see an experiment on radiation that a famous scientist is doing.The girls all laugh at him and call him a bookworm with no life.Flash Thompson comes along and shoves Peter to the ground and calls him Puny Parker and tells him to get lost.The girls all laugh at him and say something like- Sorry Petey,were going to the football game tonight to see Flash play football,he's a real man and a stud.They all then pull away in their car laughing at Poor Pete.Pete walks away crying like he did in the comics and says-I'll show them,just you watch,you'll all be sorry someday,you'll see. a touching moment that could have been.The thing that makes these movies so stupid is the end credits sing that classic song-spiderman spiderman radioactive spiderman.when that is sooooo stupid because he was never bitten by a radioactive spider.
At the science exhibit,just like the comics,the spider gets bitten by radioactivity and bites peter immediately within seconds of being expose to the radiation before dying. that always worked better in the comics than that moronic scene of the spider biting him walking off without dying.Looks like there will be several spider-men swinging around town now.and women.LOL. David Koepp should never have been allowed to write the screenplay for this movie.He should be shot. Include the part from the comics where he goes on television to show off his powers as well.That part for sure should have been there.and for god sakes get rid of that moronic cafeteria scene where he was fighting Flash thompson showing off all his spiderman abilitys in the world for everybody in the whole school to see.Even a dork like flash thompson would easily have been able to put two and two together after that and seeing a guy swing by in the same neighborhood a couple months later.The whole school would have known.Peter hit him flying across the room over a hundred feet,something that is humanly impossible to do,not to mention its impossible to do all these incredible 180 degree backbends without falling backwards on your butt so easily and effortlessly besides jumping higher than the heads of people around you over 6 feet tall in the air.what drugs was David Koepp on when making this movie? I sure as hell would also have cast a redhead instead of a blond for a redhead as well.Look what happened in man-spider 2.Dunce couldnt even keep her hair dyed red anymore and it she not only was acting like gwen,she looked more like gwen as well with her hair almost blond on that movie.I sure as hell would not have cast Tobey Mcguire for the role either.His voice makes you cringe when he talks and for spider-man you got to have an actor who has a great voice like that voice actor that did him in the 90's toon.They never portrayed him as the bookworm he was in the comics either and thats important.Of course,show ham making his mechs and creating the fluid so we can see spider-man on the screen and not man-spider.
Also,his spider sense should NEVER have failed him in his fight in the cage like it did.He got hit on the back with that chair and his spider sense didnt even warn him of that danger,wow some great spider sense there.He also looked like a wimp.He was getting the tar beat out of him from the start.He was falling to the floor after being hit by that chair as though it hurt him.That was absurd.How could he have been hurt by that chair? that made no sense at all.Plus I sure as hell would not have betrayed the comic like they did by having him change his reason for not stopping the crook.Having him not stop the crook just because he wasnt paid what he was promised betrayed everything about the comic.I always liked it how he stopped him in the comics because he all of a sudden got a big head and full of himself.Well he wasnt big head and full of himself in the movie so that betrayed everything for his reasoning to become spiderman in the first place. Plus Uncle ben shouldnt have died in his arms.Thats a cliche for movies.Not having the chance to say goodbye to his uncle like he did in the comics would have made it much better and a much more touching scene. as i said,thats an old cliche for movies,having a loved one die in your arms.They also never showed how Peter really loved his Uncle Ben like he always did.I sure as hell would not have had mary jane be Peters next door neighbor and have him know her since grade shool either.Meeting mary jane in high school instead of college would be acceptable for me.But grade school? Raimi and Koepp are clueless morons about spiderman.In why not have aunt anna in the movies and why not have flash thmpson in the second movie? he's an important character,why was he just in the movies briefly? that sucked. It also sucks that Betty Brant and Robbie were only in there very briefly.I would have written the movie so they had much more screetime.If they had done those kinds of things for the movie and had spiderman always cracking jokes while he was fighting constantly like he does in the comics,it would have been a great movie.Its sad when JJ Jamesone is the best part about the first spiderman movie.Its really sad that he is much funnier than spiderman ever was in these films. 😠