Originally posted by Roland
See he doesn't really touch you Alliance, he simply sends so many psychic waves of passion, sex and sensuality to your brain that your brain eventually overloads with sexual thoughts. So it might "feel" like he is "inside you" but he really isn't.Sucks don't it. 🙁
... I'd say so. So you think your having sex, but your not. Back in the 80s thats what people said all virtual reality would end up being like (which was a bit creepy.)
Originally posted by Roland
See he doesn't really touch you Alliance, he simply sends so many psychic waves of passion, sex and sensuality to your brain that your brain eventually overloads with sexual thoughts. So it might "feel" like he is "inside you" but he really isn't.Sucks don't it. 🙁
Uhhh, in your case maybe. But in mine...I rode him like a stallion...
Originally posted by Bardock42
Even if I was gay? 😱
Even if you were gay God STILL loves you. You see, the Bible states that even while we still sinners, Christ died for us (all of humanity).
Romans 5:8
But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Even if you were gay God STILL loves you. You see, the Bible states that even while we still sinners, Christ died for us (all of humanity).Romans 5:8
But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
If God loves us and we are all sinners... then why did you post cartoons saying that all sinnrs go to Hell? Hrm... 😕
Originally posted by Bardiel13
If God loves us and we are all sinners... then why did you post cartoons saying that all sinnrs go to Hell? Hrm... 😕
Because they do UNLESS they are BORN AGAIN. You see humanity apart from Christ Jesus is SPIRITUALLY DEAD because of sin. In order to get out of that situation we must be born again (i.e. our spirit must be made alive to God as a result of being washed from sin by the blood of Jesus Christ).
Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Because they do UNLESS they are BORN AGAIN. You see humanity apart from Christ Jesus is SPIRITUALLY DEAD because of sin. In order to get out of that situation we must be born again (i.e. our spirit must be made alive to God as a result of being washed from sin by the blood of Jesus Christ).
Originally posted by Bardiel13
So... I have to give up ALL sin in order to go to Heaven which may or may not exist.
You must REPENT (turn away from your sin) and put your faith (trust) in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior in order to be saved. You will pass from eternal death into eternal life. You will live in God's presence for eternity. You will live in Paradise with Jesus.
John 3:3-8
3 Jesus answered and said to him, “Most assuredly, I say to you, unless one is born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.”
4 Nicodemus said to Him, “How can a man be born when he is old? Can he enter a second time into his mother’s womb and be born?”
5 Jesus answered, “Most assuredly, I say to you, unless one is born of water and the Spirit, he cannot enter the kingdom of God. 6 That which is born of the flesh is flesh, and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit. 7 Do not marvel that I said to you, ‘You must be born again.’ 8 The wind blows where it wishes, and you hear the sound of it, but cannot tell where it comes from and where it goes. So is everyone who is born of the Spirit.”
Read this again:
Regardless of what anyone thinks of me I am not here to make me look good or to win any argument. Jesus Christ is personally inviting every one of you to spend eternity with Him in Paradise. Jesus died to give you eternal life, peace, joy, comfort, abundance, love, and happiness. You may not experience all of these things in this life right now but YOU CAN in the life to come. Don't die in your sins, die in Christ (i.e. forgiven of all your sins). I will put up with all the flack, criticism, hostility, anger, oppositon, hatred, misunderstanding, etc. It does not even faze me. I am well persuaded that God is true, Jesus is true, Heaven is true, and Hell is true (unfortunately). Yes, Jesus Christ is alive; He rose from the dead triumphantly. He who is of God hears God's Words. Many of you are not of God that is why you do not hear (i.e. understand). You do not know when you will breath your last breath. Don't die in your sins. Ask Jesus into your heart sincerely by faith. You have nothing to lose. If what I am telling you is untrue (but it is not) you are still going to die. But I do speak the truth, my God bearing witness. I want to see everyone of you in Heaven when I die. I want to see your faces shine with the glory of God. I want to see your faces as you see God in all of His splendor, glory, and majesty sitting on His throne. I want to watch as the Lord Jesus Christ embraces you in His everlasting love. I want to watch you marvel as you walk on streets of pure transparent gold. I want to see your expression as you realize that the Word is true all along and that you almost missed Heaven because of unbelief. Don't miss Heaven. This may be your last chance to accept Love (i.e. Jesus Christ). Love is Christ and Christ is Love. Receive His love into your heart by faith and you will be saved. You will have eternal security. You will never die again. You will live with Christ Jesus in eternal love and peace. This is Jesus Christ's personal promise to you.
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Originally posted by Bardiel13
So... I have to give up ALL sin in order to go to Heaven which may or may not exist.
Oh no, apparently you can be saved and *still* sin your little heart out and generally be as bad as you want - because once your saved your saved (unless you disown Jesus). However if you live a good and virtuous life but not believe in religion, or you believe the wrong one, you will be doomed as all get go.
So, that right JIA? Could I fool anyone into believing I was a missionary?
JesusIsAlive, why do you follow the wrong religion, can't you see that Lord Hummingbird is the truth? Become a hummingbirdist right now, admit your sins and accept the word of the Great Hummingbird, so you are saved by the evil being, the Satan-Goat. My proof is right here.
The Tireless Platypus Gives Orders 10:5 11-18
11. "Because our lord, the Great Hummingbird has descended from His heavenly nest and given us his word yet another time, I must state his guidelines to everybody."
12. "Truly, this is the 67th time our Lord has given us his commandments, let us pray for his tireless efforts in order to show us the holy way of Hummingbird."
13. "The 783th commandment reads like this - Thou shall not dance under moonlight in the seventh month - only if a Chinese man with a yellow crossbow forces you to do so, and even then you must try to negotiate."
14. "The 784th commandment reads like this - In order to save thy soul that has sinned from the hooves of the Satan-Goat, one of the rites thou must perform are eighty-five pushups in the fifth hour of the seventh day. In addition of saving thy sinned soul from eternal damnation, this also keeps your earthly body in perfect shape so you can enjoy the hollow joys of your world just a bit longer before descending into the Heavenly Nest."
15. "The 785th commandment reads like this - Thou shall not kill as the 156th tells you - Only if your well being and financial situation depends of it. Even then, the Lord Hummingbird advises you to render your target immobile in a way that does not require taking of a human life."'
16. "The 786th commandment reads like this - Shout the name of Lord Hummingbird daily."
17. "The 787th commandment reads like this - Indeed, if you see something that you would like to have, pray for your Lord, the Great Hummingbird for it. If the Hummingbird does not give you this, clearly you are not meant to have it, because the Lord Hummingbird moves in mysterious ways."
18. "The 788th commandment reads like this - Shout the name of Lord Hummingbird daily."
Indeed, Lord Hummingbird loves you even if you are a sinner - He just loves you more if you are not one. Steamy Hell with the Satan-Goat awaits everybody who don't listen to the word of Hummingbird.
But don't worry, eternal torture does not mean that Hummingbird does not love you - it just means that you are not good enough for him.
This is the word of the Great Hummingbird. 🙂
Acts of Regret 76:8-10
8 All mankind has, and is, subject and part of the Lord Hummingbird.
9 No matter the philosophies of his heart and the evil leavings of the Snail, all man is a part of the religion of the Grate Hummingbird.
10 Man has no choice, he is a Hummingbirdist, all that is required is acknowledgement that he is a Hummingbirdist.
And so we see that all mankind must only acknowledge that they are Hummingbirdists, for they already are Hummingbirdists.
Also, Grate is used again, thus more evidence of the Imbecile. All the same, the words documented by Regret seem to be widely accepted and without error.
Commentary quoted from Humm Hummington, Hummingbirdist 3rd degree belt of the dark color otherwise known as black. Humm is considered a crappy historian that altered the text at the behest of the late CEO of Microbundle to further Microbundle's monopoly of computer software.