God loves all of you even if no one else does

Originally posted by Alliance
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Shut your mouth... 😆

Originally posted by Alliance
Don't. He worships false idols and then eats baby hummingbirds.

Words of Lord Hummingbird 1:1 3-7
"3. If you ever try to hit, kick, eat, punch, devour, drink, molest, beat, laugh, or in any other way try to hurt anything associated with hummingbirds, you shall perform an sin that can't be overridden in any way, and you will be doomed to the Hell of Satan-Goat for eternity, where molten goat-lava shall be dropped to you every day."
4. "You will be also beaten by little children with goat heads in place of their own every day."
5. "Your brains will be eaten by little worms with goat eyes every day, until they are healed in the night."
6. "You will also be molested by giant coins with goat heads painted on them."
7. "The things that happen to you if you shall ever violate a hummingbird will be continued in Commandments 239-453."

I would never break one of the most important commandments of them all!

You need to acknowledge your faith as a hummingbirdist, before it is too late!

Originally posted by Alliance
Don't. He worships false idols and then eats baby hummingbirds.

BTW, if you're Baptist, getting saved IS NOT ENOUGH.......you got to be Baptised also.....

Originally posted by debbiejo
Nobody should be eating baby humming birds..........😠

BTW, if you're Baptist, getting saved IS NOT ENOUGH.......you got to be Baptised also.....

But with a little lemon sauce, they are so goooood. 😛

Have you ever had hummingbird steaks? YUM!

(i'm so glad I'm pulling people away from this false religion)

Originally posted by Alliance
Have you ever had hummingbird steaks? YUM!

(i'm so glad I'm pulling people away from this false religion)

They would be really small. 😱

HGH (hummingbird Growth Hormone)

So I take it youve never been to Area 66....

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/student.jpg

Jesus tapped that.

Hes so white.

What is this Area 66 you speak of? 😕

And where can I get some hummingbird meat? 😐

Jesus is a pimp, he can tap anything, anywhere and at anytime he wants. 😎

Originally posted by JimMorrison227
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/student.jpg

Jesus tapped that.

That pervert, he is after our daughters. 😆

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
That pervert, he is after our daughters. 😆

And HUMMINGBIRDS!

"With you always", he's apparently a stalker too.

Originally posted by Alliance
and sons.

😱

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Originally posted by Alliance
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Don't play dumb. 😛

Damn. You figured me out.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Nobody should be eating baby humming birds..........😠

BTW, if you're Baptist, getting saved IS NOT ENOUGH.......you got to be Baptised also.....

Baby humming birds? You'd need a dozen at least to begin making anything aproaching a filling meal. Not worth it.

Originally posted by Alliance
HGH (hummingbird Growth Hormone)

So I take it youve never been to Area 66....

Hmm. This Area 66 intrigues me. Any scientific organisation committed to enlarging hummingbirds is good in my book.

Makes me wonder... what did Jesus eat (apart from bread and fish)