Final Invitation to Heaven, sincerely Jesus Christ of Nazareth

Originally posted by FeceMan
Way to miss the point.

No, there are many points to be made, and that was one of them. Chick tracts have a tendency to use that. Same with the Mason one:

"Your son is in hospital - he tried to commit suicide. And you know why? Because you being a Mason let the Devil in. CONVERT now! Otherwise the devil will come back and finish the Job!" - The lesson here is that if you aren't a certain type of Christian you risk killing your loved ones. Because not being a Christian (of a certain type) lets the devil in. And that kills.

Sounds risky

Not really, God is so arrogant he wouldn't be prepared for it. And if he was, well, he wouldn't do anything because that is God's way. Know everything yet do nothing.

I think you might have missed the point feceman

point.

Indeed. And I always wondered about where the good Mr. Chick learnt his history - I suspect he made it up. As with this one, where apparently the Holocaust can be blamed on the Catholic Church. It's all like a Dan Brown Novel, only of far worse quality.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0054/0054_01.asp

I has all the lack of validity of most conspiracy theories, and none of the charm.

Deano's charming?

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0054/0054_01.asp

HOLY F*CK!!!!!

omg_smilie

Originally posted by FeceMan
Way to miss the point.

That is exactly what he did. It went clear over his head like everything else I post because he is spiritually blind and spiritually dead. But I still have compassion on him and I pray for him.

I pray you are banned.

Chick tracts are irresistible.

You do like the propoganda don't you...

Chick tracks are effective as well. Why else would someone offer the link for others to read. Hey, he who is not against us is for us. Good looking out all of you who promote chick tracts, quoting them and posting their links.

👆

Those tracts are amazing. Every time I open one, it's like a new adventure in hilarity.

Besides, what cult lets in an eighth level cleric? That's only fourth level spells. Pffft. If I were in charge, you'd have to be able to cast at least sixth level spells. Exceptions could be made in the case of blackguards or other, similar classes.

lolz...

Originally posted by Alliance
lolz...

SHUT UP. Just because you lack the appropriate mental statistic to cast even the lowliest cantrip--I'm not sure if I'd allow evil rangers--doesn't meant that you have to say 'lolz'.

I just use clones. Blasters work a lot better, and you dont have to roll.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Those tracts are amazing. Every time....

There is nothing let for me to say, you took the words right out of my mouth. I cannot improve on your words so, I'll just move on.

Originally posted by Alliance
I just use clones. Blasters work a lot better, and you dont have to roll.

AT-TE > all that jazz

Originally posted by Alliance
AT-TE > all that jazz

Half-dragon, half-troll, winged, warbeast, horrid, feral X, where X is greater than or equal to mad ownage of an AT-TE. Personally, I'm thinking troll or blue slaad, but that's just me.

Base Delta Zero