Final Invitation to Heaven, sincerely Jesus Christ of Nazareth

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Thank you. cry

http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/the_seduction_of_lot/gn19_30.html

This will make you feel better.... 😄

😆

Originally posted by debbiejo
http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/the_seduction_of_lot/gn19_30.html

This will make you feel better.... 😄

That's great. I liked the first pick of the Baker one. His eyes as Pharaoh comes up behind him with that look.... so wrong. Yet so funny.

Originally posted by Robtard
Good point, if my AD&D memory serves well, whats the best spells allowed at 8th level? Cure serious wounds? Atonement?... You shouldn't be allowed until you can at very least cast Flame Strike.

Well, flame strike is a fourth level spell for druids. One can cast cure/inflict critical wounds at that eighth level as a cleric, but a good harming is better than that.

*groan*

Originally posted by debbiejo
http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/the_seduction_of_lot/gn19_30.html

This will make you feel better.... 😄

Great F'ing find!.... I'm bookmarking that one.

Genesis 19:33
And the elder slept with her father though he was unaware of her coming to bed or her leaving.

I wish I could have sex and ejaculate and be unaware; not with my own children though.

I like the one where god makes out with Adam.

How many Jesus threads must we have?

I seriously doubt Jesus would concur with the repetitiveness of the threads.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
How many Jesus threads must we have?

Explains why we go slightly off topic.

Originally posted by Robtard
I wish I could have sex and ejaculate and be unaware; not with my own children though.
Yeah.....Hmm did he really NOT KNOW??? OR did he just say he did not know... 🙄

CHICK TRACTS ARE AWESOME.

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Originally posted by FeceMan
CHICK TRACTS ARE AWESOME.
And you call other people trolls..... 🙄

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
How many Jesus threads must we have?

I seriously doubt Jesus would concur with the repetitiveness of the threads.

That is a question you should ask JesusIsAlive. He undoubtably has a Bible quote that will prove that Jesus wants lots of threads on KMC. And if he doesn't he can merely interpret one as saying that.

why are you knocking him? because he believes in something so strongly?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why are you knocking him? because he believes in something so strongly?

Why? Have you read none of the posts others have made on the subject? His total refusal to actually debate? His proud defense of ignorance? His often judgemental and insulting manner (even if he does think he can justify it with the Bible?)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why are you knocking him? because he believes in something so strongly?
Well it would kind of be nice if he would just speak with out using scriptures.......

What if I was a Satanist and only talked in those passages? We would never get anywhere....

Originally posted by Robtard
I just noticed this JIA... Why do you think heaven looks like that? What proof do you have? Why would God need golden doors and other things of pure material worth used solely to feed a human ego? Maybe heaven is pure thought, maybe heaven is nothingness, maybe heaven is an anal lube filled bathtub where hot slippery greased angel women nude wrestle each other into submission.

You're like a pederast who entices children with candies and empty promises to the zoo, at least that's the way I see it.

(If you would like me to stop replying to your post and asking you questions based on what you write, you have but to ask.)

Why do you "sound" so bitter? You already know that I don't know what Heaven looks like. But you know what I am willing to affirm that you do not know what Heaven looks (or does not look like) either. With regard to this matter we are essentially in the same boat. The difference is that I am not bitter about the issue. I have about as much proof as you that Heaven looks this way. I never went on record and said, "Hey everyone this is what Heaven looks like, I know because I have been there. Here is my artist rendition of what I saw." You never read anywhere in my posts where I said that. So why be difficult and try to antagonize me on something moot as "what Heaven looks like?" I was not trying to provide any definitive evidence of what Heaven looks like. Nobody is even talking about why God would need anything. I was just showing pictures for fun sake. Why does life have to be so serious and overcast with you? Based on the context of things mentioned in the Bible about New Jerusalem, Heaven must be somewhat of a planet. The garden of Eden must have been relocated there since it no longer is here on earth. New Jerusalem is the city part of Heaven. So it appears that Heaven consists of Paradise and New Jerusalem within Paradise. Paradise perhaps occupies the periphery of Heaven and New Jerusalem perhaps a subset or locale within Paradise. So Heaven could not be any of the descriptions that you hypothesized. I think you are trying to interject your concept of what your heaven is or would be (which is an unbiblical one). As far as the disparage (pederast) and all of the other nonsense I will not take offense. I choose not to take offense because perhaps you just don't know any better. Father forgive Robtard, for he knows not what he does (or says). Now go out and smell some flowers, hug and kiss your woman, have fun, enjoy life, rejoice over your bank account--or something other than finding fault with me for something trivial as a couple of innocuous (harmless) pictures.

Write as often as you wish just cheer up some. Maybe I should aske you to tell me another joke like I did last time. It did wonders for you.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Why? Have you read none of the posts others have made on the subject? His total refusal to actually debate? His proud defense of ignorance? His often judgemental and insulting manner (even if he does think he can justify it with the Bible?)

With all due respect (and I respect you as one of the great posters on this site), anyone attepting to debate or defend something which is politically acceptable to mock is pointless.

In this case Christianity.

One cannot debate against Islam, for example, particulary me because I know what Im talking about, because it is politically inccorect to say anything other than ''islam is a religion of peace'' and ''not all muslims are bad''

When it comes to Christianity however, saying stupid baseless comments is absolutely acceptable. The kind of stuff which are said about Christianity are taboo to be said about Islam, even though many of them tend to be the same, and/or worse.

I despise double standards. Absolutely despise - particulary when those double standards are making false claims - shame one to reclaim another.

Just an observation, and in a no way an attack.