The 'KMC SCRIPT' Game

Easy game. It's somewhat like a roleplay but with a lot less numbers and stats and stuff. What this game is about is basically writing a script about the KMC members. It's meant to be funny, so laugh whenever you feel like it. Please don't bash a member (who isn't perm banned). Take the story wherever you'd like. You aren't allowed to kill off anyone.

In the script you dont have to do the 'INT. CAR - EVENING' thing. Just write a location and put in some dialogue. I'll start.

(The opening is taken from 'Star Wars' : A New Hope)

'KMC THE MOVIE'
Written by the Members of KMC

Inside the bar, strange creatures play exotic big band music on odd-looking instruments as Dusty, still giddy, downs a fresh drink and follows Vinny and Tired Hiker to a booth where WrathfulDwarf is sitting. WD is a tough, roguish starpilot about thirty years old. A mercenary on a starship, he is simple, entimental, and cocksure.

WrathfulDwarf
Hi. I'm Captain of the 'Motherless Ugly Baby'. I heard you are all looking for a ship.

Dusty
Yes, indeed. If the 'Motherless Ugly Baby' is fast.

WrathfulDwarf
Fast?! You've never heard of the 'Ugly Baby'?!

Vinny
Should we have?

WrathfulDwarf
It's the ship that made the Spam castle in less than 10 parcepts!

Dusty reacts to WD's stupid attempt to impress them with
obvious misinformation.

WrathfulDwarf
I've outrun Imperial Trolls, not the local
bulk-bashers, mind you. I'm talking about the big Banner ships
now. If my Ugly Baby is fast enough for you, old man. What's the cargo?

Dusty
Only passengers. Myself, the boy Vinny, Tired Hiker, and no questions asked.

WrathfulDwarf
What is it? Some kind of local trouble?

Dusty
Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Duplicate threads and the like.

WrathfulDwarf
Well, that's the trick, isn't it? And it's going to cost you
something extra. A Playstation 3.

Vinny
A PS3? We could almost buy our own ship for that!

Tired Hiker
Um.. I haven't had any dialogue until now..

WrathfulDwarf
But who's going to fly the ship, kid!? You?

Vinny
You bet I could. I'm not such a bad noob myself! We don't have
to sit here and listen about your ugly baby...

Dusty
We haven't that much with us. But we could pay you two thousand now, plus fifteen when we reach the Mod forum.

WrathfulDwarf
Seventeen, huh!?

WD ponders this for a few moments.

WrathfulDwarf
Okay. You guys got yourself a ship. We'll leave as soon as you're ready. Docking bay number 1337.

Dusty
1337..

WrathfulDwarf
Look over there. A potential climax of this story...

Dusty and Vinny turn around to see four Imperial stormtroopers looking at the dead bodies and asking the bartenders some questions. The bartender points to the booth.

Troopers
All right, we'll check it out.

Tired Hiker pulled out a rubix cube and threw it at the troopers.

*kills off vinny* ermm

thank you. I'll be here all week.

Okay, i'm done.

Vinny
"Look... Stormtroopers! ... Maybe they'll have sex with us!" 😱

Dusty

"Those are no stormtroopers...those are moderators."

The Storm troopers then move to attack Tired Hiker, but is defended by the King of Kings, who idolizes TH.

King: Don't Worry Hiker, I'll stop them with my HHH impersination.

(towards to Stormtroopers)

I am the Game!

All the Stormtroopers die because Triple H sucks.

TH: Thanks n00b from hell, I mean King of Kings

Dusty: Masturbation

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a random Sotrm Tropper comes and butt-rapes King of Kings. The others leave the bar quickly.

Dusty: That was a close one!

Vinny: should we save KingofKings?

Dusty: No. He's getting butt-raped by storm troopers. That's GOLD!

TH: Sure was! What do we do now?

WrathfulDwarf: Follow me to the ugly baby!

The Rag-tag team left to board the ship.

Vinny: Lets all stop to take a pee.

Dusty and Tired Hiker look at each other.

Vinny: Nervous Guys? Lets get undressed, that might help.

Dusty and Tired Hiker run from stormtroopers as Vinny just stands there with his wang out taking a piss.

The gang arrives at the Ugly Baby, to Find King of Kings, pacing in front of the ship, having difficulty walking.

Kok: Thanks for that guys

WD: No Problem, let's get in the ship.

They all get in the ship while Kok lies down with his butt in the air.

Dusty: (writing something) and Porn was posted by a n00b in the OTF today....

TH: SO King of Kings, thanks for taking a butt-rape for us.

King of Kings: You're thanknig me? I enjoyed it!?!?

EDIT - too slow...

FG725 soon arrives on the scene!

FG725
Hold on WD you owe Mist four dollars!

FG draws gun

Edit- too slow

edit

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Vinny: Where Are we Dusty?

Dusty: It seems we are inside the ugly baby..

Vinny: Where are we going again?

Dusty: An awful place. A place so awful not even the word 'awe' would be awe-inspred by it's awfulness.

Vinny: ?

Dusty: Rex's Bar and Grill!!!

Originally posted by Dusty
Dusty: It seems we are inside the ugly baby..

Vinny: Where are we going again?

Dusty: An awful place. A place so awful not even the word 'awe' would be awe-inspred by it's awfulness.

Vinny: ?

Dusty: Rex's Bar and Grill!!!

Vinny Stops an looks at him.

Vinny: Dude, Did you just say we are inside an Ugly Baby?

*Vinny Breaks out laughing*

FG725: Um....I'm threatening your very lives. Someone pay attention to me so I can shoot at you or something

King of Kings: It's the ship, douche.

TH: Yeah, now I'm gonig to slit my wrists with a pickle.

KOK: Kai Lein was that stromtrooper, I called him a pornographic ****, and he cut off his cock.

Originally posted by FG725
FG725: Um....I'm threatening your very lives. Someone pay attention to me so I can shoot at you or something

*Gives FG72m a nipple Twister*

"Is that enough attention for you?"

*Fg725 runs to the back of the ugly baby crying*

The Ugly Baby blasts off, when suddenly Dusty pulls out an object from his pocket... a lightsaber!

Dusty
"Vinny, this is no ordinary weapon... to master it you must know the ways of the.....

Vinny
"The Force!?"

Dusty
"No.... The Schwartz" (I can't spell)