Spock beamed down FG725 to the planet 'SPAM'.
Vinny: Thank god.
Dusty: Totally, he was ruining our script.
Tired Hiker: This rubix cube is so ****ing hard.
Dusty: You know what else is hard?
Tired Hiker: Candles?
Dusty looked around the room.
Dusty: Sure buddy. Candles.
Dusty: Vinny, check the control room. I think we're being followed.
Vinny: By whom?
Dusty: Lana and Ush.
Originally posted by Dusty
Spock beamed down FG725 to the planet 'SPAM'.Vinny: Thank god.
Dusty: Totally, he was ruining our script.
Tired Hiker: This rubix cube is so ****ing hard.
Dusty: You know what else is hard?
Tired Hiker: Candles?
Dusty looked around the room.
Dusty: Sure buddy. Candles.
Dusty: Vinny, check the control room. I think we're being followed.
Vinny: By whom?
Dusty: Lana and Ush.
Vinny walks over to the control room and sees all kinds of buttons, One says do not press and one says Porn. He pushes porn and the ship begins to rumble as it turns into a Big Flying Vagina.
Vinny: Didn't See that one coming. Dusty Shoot The Pee Cannons At Lana and Ush!
Dusty: What the Hell is Vinny on Tired Hiker?
Tired Hiker: God Damnit this cube is hard!
Tired hiker throws it at the wall and it bounces onto the Pee Canon button.
The Pee Canons shoot at Lana and Ush's Ship.
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny walks over to the control room and sees all kinds of buttons, One says do not press and one says Porn. He pushes porn and the ship begins to rumble as it turns into a Big Flying Vagina.Vinny: Didn't See that one coming. Dusty Shoot The Pee Cannons At Lana and Ush!
Dusty: What the Hell is Vinny on Tired Hiker?
Tired Hiker: God Damnit this cube is hard!
Tired hiker throws it at the wall and it bounces onto the Pee Canon button.
The Pee Canons shoot at Lana and Ush's Ship.
Later on Ush's ship...
Ush: We need maximum banning power!
Lana: I'm on it, sexy.
Ush: for the last time. My name is Ushgarak.
Lana: PEEE!!!
The giant pee stream hits the side of the ship and it spins out of control.
Vinny: We got 'em!
Kai Lein: Yall'z Idiets.
Dusty: Please leave
Kai Lein: I need a smoke.
Vinny: You need a dick, now leave.
Tired Hiker threw the Rubix cube at Kai lein and killed him.
WrathfulDwarf: What's going on back there?!?!
Originally posted by Dusty
Later on Ush's ship...Ush: We need maximum banning power!
Lana: I'm on it, sexy.
Ush: for the last time. My name is Ushgarak.
Lana: PEEE!!!
The giant pee stream hits the side of the ship and it spins out of control.
Vinny: We got 'em!
Kai Lein: Yall'z Idiets.
Dusty: Please leave
Kai Lein: I need a smoke.
Vinny: You need a dick, now leave.
Tired Hiker threw the Rubix cube at Kai lein and killed him.
WrathfulDwarf: What's going on back there?!?!
Vinny: Nothing Love.
WD : Damn right nothings going on back there, Vinny if you're touching things again, I'll pull this ship over and put you across my knee young man.
Vinny: *Hides behind Tired Hiker*
Dusty: Haha Vinnys In trouble!
WD: You Too Dusty!
Dusty: *Hides behind Tired Hiker Too*
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny: Nothing Love.WD : Damn right nothings going on back there, Vinny if you're touching things again, I'll pull this ship over and put you across my knee young man.
Vinny: *Hides behind Tired Hiker*
Dusty: Haha Vinnys In trouble!
WD: You Too Dusty!
Dusty: *Hides behind Tired Hiker Too*
WD: Tired Hiker!
TH: eh?
WD: What the hell are you doing?
TH: Herb.
WD: You're doing herb?
TH: Yup.
WD: How is that possible for the love of all that is holy?
TH: I'm not really sure.
Vinny: F*ck it. Are we almost there, dwarfmaster?
WD: We'll be there on moments notice.
Dusty: Ok.
Vinny sat on a chair and looked at his watch.
Originally posted by Dusty
WD: Tired Hiker!TH: eh?
WD: What the hell are you doing?
TH: Herb.
WD: You're doing herb?
TH: Yup.
WD: How is that possible for the love of all that is holy?
TH: I'm not really sure.
Vinny: F*ck it. Are we almost there, dwarfmaster?
WD: We'll be there on moments notice.
Dusty: Ok.
Vinny sat on a chair and looked at his watch.
Vinny: *The watch springs open and starts shooting jello everywere*
Dusty: 🤨 What the hell is that?
Tired Hiker: Herb.
Vinny: Its my Jello Master Twelve.
Tired Hiker: Yeah Sure.
Dusty: Vinny were the hell do you get this shit?
Dusty: How the hell did Xyz get on the ship?
WD: Oh, sorry. He's the sex toy.
Dusty, TH, and vinny looked at WD, Confused.
WD (in a southern accent): XYZ! Get back in your cage before I pull out the rubber hose!! DO you wanna see the gimp!?
Xyz: No sir. No more, sir. No mas.
WD: You'll get your treat later!
Dusty: That was F*cking wierd.
Vinny: Yup.
TH: This rubix cube....is f*cking HARD!!!!!
Originally posted by Dusty
Dusty: How the hell did Xyz get on the ship?WD: Oh, sorry. He's the sex toy.
Dusty, TH, and vinny looked at WD, Confused.
WD (in a southern accent): XYZ! Get back in your cage before I pull out the rubber hose!! DO you wanna see the gimp!?
Xyz: No sir. No more, sir. No mas.
WD: You'll get your treat later!
Dusty: That was F*cking wierd.
Vinny: Yup.
TH: This rubix cube....is f*cking HARD!!!!!
Vinny and Dusty sit down on the Lazyboys and watch Tired Hiker fiddle with the Rubix cube. Vinny stands up, goes over and pulls it from him, solves it then sits it down on the glass table. Then he sits down again as Dusty and Tired hikers mouthes drop as they look at him.
Originally posted by Dusty
WD: That was a 'Gay Rubix' cube.Dustin looked around.
WD (cont'd) : Only gays can solve it.
Chewbacca: Gllllllaarrrrrrrrrgggggg!!!!!
After about 5 minutes, Vinny says to WD. : Hey Shut up, I'm not Gay.
Dusty: Sure Vin, Sure.
Out Of No Were, Ladylcuk shows up naked on Vinny's Lap.
Vinny: shock
Ladyluck: I Can dig it.
~Meanwhile in some distance area of KMC~
Random n00b: We've entered the OTF.
AOR and two stormtroopers enter with LadyLuck. Her
hands are bound.
LL: Governor Itzak, I should have expected to find you holding
AOR's leash. You perv, I knew your were up to something the moment you sent me the PM.
Gov. Itzak: Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I was...err it was when I sent you the pm
LL: I surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility
yourself!
G.I.: Lady Luck, before your execution I would like you to be my
guest at a ceremony that will make this n00b destroyer station operational. No KMC Forum will dare oppose the Emperor now.
LL: The more you tighten your grip, Governer Itzak, the more n00bs will slip through your fingers.
G.I.: Not after we demonstrate the power of this station. In a way,
you have determined the choice of the thread that'll be closed
first. Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the
N00b base, I have chosen to test this station's destructive power...
on your thread: Lady Lucks Thread.
LL: No! My thread is peaceful. We have no bashing or banning. You can't
possibly...
G.I.: You would prefer another target? A military target? Then name
the thread/forum!
Governer Itzak waves menacingly toward Lady Luck.
G.I.: I grow tired of asking this. So it'll be the last time. Where
is the n00b Thread?
LL overhears an intercom voice announcing the approach to
her thread.
LL: (softly) the star wars rpg forum.
Lady Luck lowers her head.
LL: They're in the Starwars Forum.
G.I.: There. You see Lord AOR, she can be reasonable. (addressing
the random n00b) Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready.
LL: What?
G.I.: You're far too trusting. The starwars forum is owned by Ushgarak and is an ineffective demonstration. But don't worry. We will deal with your n00bish friends soon enough.
LL: No!
INTERIOR: DEATH STAR -- BLAST CHAMBER.
AOR: Commence primary ignition.
A button is pressed which switches on a panel of lights. A hooded Imperial soldier reaches overhead and pulls a lever. Another lever is pulled. AOR reaches for still another lever and a bank of lights on a panel and wall light up. A huge beam of light emanates from within a cone-shaped area and converges into a single laser beam out toward Alderaan. The small peaceful thread of Lady Luck is blown into KMC dust.