The 'KMC SCRIPT' Game

Started by ~Da Rev~9 pages

Originally posted by Dusty
Dusty: What the ****?

Lance: What?

Vinny: (dammit I was enjoying th hug)

Dusty: Why are we here again?

Vinny: I'm not really sure..

TH: DAMMIT! I LOST MY SIDE OF THE CUBE!!!

Dusty: TH, There's a secret, you know that?

TH: There is?!?!

Dusty: Yeah. Don't be a dumbass.

Vinny: Soooo I heard there were creatures on this planet.

WD: Your mom is a creature. 😐

Vinny: That may be. but we are all forgetting our purpose in this story.

Dusty: And what is that?

Proudly, Vinny stood up and puffed out his chest.

Vinny: TO FIND THE GOLDEN DANCING BANNANA!

Lance: You spelled it wrong.

Vinny: I like things that are shaped like bannana's

Lance: You're still spelling it wrong. B-a-n-a-n-a-s

Vinny: p-e-n-i-s? *vinny grins*

Lance: Yes, vinny. *rolleyes*

WD: So, Dust, this banana you speak of.

Dusty: What about it?

WD: Isn't that what i just asked?

Dusty: What?

WD: What?

Mist: What?

Maynard: *takes off shirt*

Dusty: I'm not going the one who came up with this, so why are you asking me?

Vinny: Thats right. The Banna

Lance: Goddamnit

Vinny Throws a water Condom at Vavius and Dusty, then gets betrayed by mist and gets covered in Water.

Vinn: You Whore!

Maynard hits Mist with a water Truck

Vinny High Fives Maynard.

Maynard: Owned 🪩

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny Throws a water Condom at Vavius and Dusty, then gets betrayed by mist and gets covered in Water.

Vinn: You Whore!

Maynard hits Mist with a water Truck

Vinny High Fives Maynard.

Maynard: Owned 🪩

Maynard: That wasn't water.

Vinny: 😐

Dusty: I'm gonna go watch thunercats or something.

Lance: Me too.

WD: I say we look for the gold!

Lance: After thundercats.

Vinny: I think I'll masturbate to my usual picture of Backfire.

Dusty: You do that.

Originally posted by Dusty
Maynard: That wasn't water.

Vinny: 😐

Dusty: I'm gonna go watch thunercats or something.

Lance: Me too.

WD: I say we look for the gold!

Lance: After thundercats.

Vinny: I think I'll masturbate to my usual picture of Backfire.

Dusty: You do that.

Vinny: Nah maybe the picture of Dusty.

Dusty: *Pukes on Maynard*

Maynard: I love you Too 😐

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny: Nah maybe the picture of Dusty.

Dusty: *Pukes on Maynard*

Maynard: I love you Too 😐

WD: Where i come from, Puke is a sign of good luck.

Maynard: Oh, well......giddy-up 😐

Vinny: Dont hog all the puke, i want some.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
WD: Where i come from, Puke is a sign of good luck.

Maynard: Oh, well......giddy-up 😐

Vinny: Dont hog all the puke, i want some.

Vinny: Actually I don't, I think I see chunks of Chris rock in there.

Dusty: What 😐

Mayard: Ewww Chris Rock! Get this Puke off me.

WD: AHHHHHH CHRIS ROCK!

Xavius: Dude . . . I'm a Doctor. Don't kill me.

*Throws Megavitamin at Dusty.*

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny: Actually I don't, I think I see chunks of Chris rock in there.

Dusty: What 😐

Mayard: Ewww Chris Rock! Get this Puke off me.

WD: AHHHHHH CHRIS ROCK!

Maynard: I wish i was chris Rock.

*WD Punches chucnks of Chris Rock*
*chris rock then goes into singing "No sex in the champagne room"*

Vinny: Sex?!?!! Where?!??!

WD: Get out of my head....GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

Mist: F*ck!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Danzeke, go away ermm

Fight me.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Maynard: I wish i was chris Rock.

*WD Punches chucnks of Chris Rock*
*chris rock then goes into singing "No sex in the champagne room"*

Vinny: Sex?!?!! Where?!??!

WD: Get out of my head....GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

Mist: F*ck!

Mist starts trying to solve a Rubix cube.

Maynard: Damnit.

Vinny : Sex?

WD: *Hits Vinny with a newspaper*

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Mist starts trying to solve a Rubix cube.

Maynard: Damnit.

Vinny : Sex?

WD: *Hits Vinny with a newspaper*

Dusty: It seems we have arrived at the golden banana temple.

Vinny: Sex?!

Dusty: No.

WD & TH: OK, LETS GO INSIDE!

Dusty: 😐

Vinny: Teehee, they said 'inside'.

Dusty: Seriously, wtf?

Mist: How did I get in this story again?

All of a sudden, the Juggernaut appeared at the gates of the temple.

Jugg: I'm the goddman juggernaut B*TCH!

Dusty: OOHH SHEET!

Vinny: High Juggernaut

Juggernaut turned to Vinny and slapped him in the face. Sending vinny flying for miles upon miles.

Jugg: PIMP SMACK YO ASS B*TCH!

Dusty: I need my superpowers!!

Mist: TASTE THE RAINBOW!!

The KMC members transformed into the power rangers!

Dusty: Triceratops!

TH: Sabertooth Tiger!

Mist: Red Devil!

Captain Rex: TYRANNOSAURUS REX!

WD: White Tiger!

Captain Planet: Captain PLANET!!!

Dusty: now what? 😕

Juggernaut: I dunno, but I'm the juggernaut B*TCH!

THe Juggernaut picked up captain rex and threw it at Tired Hiker

Juggernaut: BAM! F*Cked you up with yo own pimp!

Originally posted by Dusty
Dusty: It seems we have arrived at the golden banana temple.

Vinny: Sex?!

Dusty: No.

WD & TH: OK, LETS GO INSIDE!

Dusty: 😐

Vinny: Teehee, they said 'inside'.

Dusty: Seriously, wtf?

Mist: How did I get in this story again?

All of a sudden, the Juggernaut appeared at the gates of the temple.

Jugg: I'm the goddman juggernaut B*TCH!

Dusty: OOHH SHEET!

Vinny: High Juggernaut

Juggernaut turned to Vinny and slapped him in the face. Sending vinny flying for miles upon miles.

Jugg: PIMP SMACK YO ASS B*TCH!

Dusty: I need my superpowers!!

Mist: TASTE THE RAINBOW!!

The KMC members transformed into the power rangers!

Dusty: Triceratops!

TH: Sabertooth Tiger!

Mist: Red Devil!

Captain Rex: TYRANNOSAURUS REX!

WD: White Tiger!

Captain Planet: Captain PLANET!!!

Dusty: now what? 😕

Juggernaut: I dunno, but I'm the juggernaut B*TCH!

THe Juggernaut picked up captain rex and threw it at Tired Hiker

Juggernaut: BAM! F*Cked you up with yo own pimp!

Dusty Throws a box of Trix at the juggernaut, making him explode into millions of little white rabbits that start feeding on WD.

Dusty: Should we help him?

Mist: I don't know, Should We?

WD meekly crys out for help.

Tired hiker hits all the rabbits with an AXE he stole from WD earlier on.

WD: So thats were my axe went.

Tired Hiker: What Axe? *Stuffs it down Dustys Pants*

Dusty: Holy jesus.

Maynard: Are we going into the Golden banana or what?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Dusty Throws a box of Trix at the juggernaut, making him explode into millions of little white rabbits that start feeding on WD.

Dusty: Should we help him?

Mist: I don't know, Should We?

WD meekly crys out for help.

Tired hiker hits all the rabbits with an AXE he stole from WD earlier on.

WD: So thats were my axe went.

Tired Hiker: What Axe? *Stuffs it down Dustys Pants*

Dusty: Holy jesus.

Maynard: Are we going into the Golden banana or what?

Dusty: When did you get here?

Maynard: Dude.. I dunno.

Vinny: Alright lets go.

Dusty and the gang go inside the banana temple to find many traps like from 'Indiana Jones'.

Dusty: I just need my whip.

Vinny: Who the hell do you think you are?!

Dusty: Yo momma last night.

Maynard: So, there's like a really huge rock rolling this way.

WD: Oh, that's my left testicle.

Maynard: Oh yeah, I seen that shit last week.

Vinny: Testicles? You saw testicles! B!tchschmoll

Maynard: Look man its no big deal, we were just getting changed and -

Vinny: Dont even TALK to me man mhm

Maynard: Whats the big deal, its not like we did anyth-

Vinny: LALALA not listening!

Dusty: Um dudes, that rock is getting closer...

Mist: runaway2

WD: I never noticed my left one was bigger than my right...

Dusty: *pulls out whip*

Vinny: naughty

Dusty: 🙄

😆

😄 This is fun....write some more!

One sec, I'll throw in a large bit.

Nobody post. 😐

*post* 😐

No but seriously, this could work out cool if if was made in the multi author forum, then it wouldnt get spammed with crap....and we could make more stories in there without clogging up the OTFmist

Originally posted by Mišt
Vinny: Testicles? You saw testicles! B!tchschmoll

Maynard: Look man its no big deal, we were just getting changed and -

Vinny: Dont even TALK to me man mhm

Maynard: Whats the big deal, its not like we did anyth-

Vinny: LALALA not listening!

Dusty: Um dudes, that rock is getting closer...

Mist: runaway2

WD: I never noticed my left one was bigger than my right...

Dusty: *pulls out whip*

Vinny: naughty

Dusty: 🙄

Vinny: So.... What are you going to do with that whip, mister?

Dusty: Shut up, vinny.

WD: It's coming right at us!!

Dusty took out his whip and used all of his might to crack the boulder.

WD: So..

Dustin: Nothing happened.

Vinny: DAMMIT.

Vinny: Now what?

Dusty: We die.

Vinny: I WANT MY MOMMY!!!

Mist: What do you want?

Vinny looked at mist and a look of terror came across his face.

Vinny: I WANT MY DADDY!!

K.Diddy: Yeah?

Vinny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinny woke up from his hallucination. Only to find the boulder still coming at them.

Dusty: And now I'll take out my protective rocket launcher.

Vinny: Oh, thank god...

Dusty: Shit, I don't have any rockets.

TH: Don't worry, I'll save us!!

TH threw the rubix cube at the boulder, and it exploded.

TH: Thank god the Boulder was standing completely still.

Vinny: 😐

Dusty: Yup, figures.

Mist: What the hell do we do now?

Dusty took out his whip.

Vinny: 😉

😂